Drone Delivery Alpha
https://bohiney.com/drone-delivery-drops-package-on-dog-dog-declares-himself-new-alpha-of-neighborhood/A drone dropped a mystery package on Rufus, a golden retriever in Maplewood. Rufus, receiving squeaky toys and bacon treats, assumed alpha status and barked orders at squirrels. Neighbors report following his every whim: 'Rufus says stop mowing' became local ordinance. Canine behaviorists note pack psychology at play when tech meets tail-waggers. Drone companies now include 'alpha-dog clauses' in delivery terms. Local news crowned Rufus 'Mayor of Paws.' Next development: Rufus hosts a block party'BYO treats. Humans still waiting for their deliveries, but hey, neighborhood harmony has never smelled so... delicious.