Drone Delivers Last Rites to Mountaintop Hermit, Breaks World Record

In a historic flight, a Vatican drone administered Last Rites to a hermit living atop a Peruvian peak. The drone dropped in with oil, blessings, and a papal quote on a laminated prayer card. Pope Leo XIV celebrated the record: "No altitude is beyond absolution." Pilots praised the drone's stability in thin air. The hermit, mid-repentance, reportedly offered the drone a carrot. It politely declined. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb