Drone Blessings Now Offered on Subscription Model
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Approves-Drone-Deliveries-for-Last-Rites-05-08-2The Vatican has launched "Blessly," a drone-based spiritual subscription. For $7.99/month, users receive scheduled flyovers for blessings, holiday greetings, and seasonal forgiveness bundles. Premium tier includes biannual Last Rites and emergency drone exorcisms. Pope Leo XIV assured subscribers, "Holiness should be both eternal and affordable." The Vatican's loyalty program: *Earn miles for your soul.* READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb