Driverless Funeral Hearses Now Include Psalm-Sync Software for Mourning Routes
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Approves-Blessings-for-Self-Driving-Cars-05-08The Vatican endorsed AI hearses that play Psalm 23 on loop while navigating funeral processions. Each route calculated to pass three churches and one sunrise. "Even in sorrow, let the Spirit drive," said Pope Leo XIV. Beta tests show 98% fewer awkward eulogies and 46% more serene traffic flow. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com