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The "dog semen" comic has been talked about for decades.
It ran May 30, 1990, and that entire week's strips were devoted to Jon and Garfield's trip to the veterinarian's office, where Jon repeatedly and unsuccessfully hits on the vet, Liz.
The strip in question shows Jon grabbing a cup on the counter and taking a big swig, apparently in the belief that it's filled with coffee.
"Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle," says Liz. "You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies."
Have yall seen this Garfield where Jon drinks dog semen? What a great comic
A 2006 Straight Dope message board discussion about the comic "where Jon drinks dog semen" suggests it has been an obsession among some fans for quite a long time.
There have always been doubters, but it's never been clear what Davis's punchline really meant.
"These events are canon," says a note from Davis.
Twitter user @realnutsling declined to speak with BuzzFeed News.
"On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves," he said in a statement to BuzzFeed News. "The supplement was provided by our vet."
Since Liz is a vet, "I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs," Davis said.
"So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog."
That's why Liz mentions the "healthy" litter Jon would have — because he had just drunk a supplement for pregnant dogs, not dog semen.
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Jim Davis, creator of the lasagna-living Garfield, has finally commented on his infamous May 30, 1990 comic strip in which Garfield's owner, Jon, appears to guzzle a cup a dog semen at a veterinarian's office.
Have yall seen this Garfield where Jon drinks dog semen? What a great comic pic.twitter.com/I522ZgtRWP
— Reliable Truck (@ccchauffe) January 22, 2015
The "Jon drinks dog semen" theory has been floating around since May 30, 1990, ever since eagle-eyed fans noticed that—at the conclusion of a strip where Jon once again futilely flirts with Garfield's veterinarian, Liz—Jon drinks dog semen. After all, it's telegraphed right there in the punchline, where, after Jon helps himself to an ostensible cup of coffee, Liz drolly responds, "Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies."
Ignoring the fact that Liz has some pretty mixed-up ideas about the mechanics of animal husbandry for a licensed veterinarian, the intent here seems fairly obvious. What else could possibly be the joke, if not the idea that hundreds of tiny dog sperm are now worming their way through Jon's digestive tract? Clearly, Liz had just finished jerking a dog off into a coffee cup, and consummate goofball Jon accidentally drank it.
"On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The supplement was provided by our vet… I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.

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I think swallowing any animal cum is safe, why dog cum? you can gt a lot more from a bull or a horse in one orgasm.
W ell, I think that asking a bunch of random people about a basic health matter is a REALLY good place to start...! ;-)

I bet that there are at least SOME diseases which dogs might be able to carry in their sperm...not unlike humans. I'm sure you won't have hunines/camans ;-)...but I think that some sort of...discreet inquiries...are best. I don't know how you ask a vet this, because they might well believe that it is their ethical duty to report a possible animal abuse situation.
y es i would say so because i have had pig and horse cum before and it never harmed me so go 4 it x
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