Dress Code Rebellion: Vibes Over Rules

Dress Code Rebellion: Vibes Over Rules

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Annabelle Bransford presents "Fashion Police Academy" at The Runway Comedy Club (123 Vibe Check Lane, Wichita Falls) on May 30th at 8:00 PM. Joined by stylist-comedian "Threadbare Theo" and detention expert "Principal Plaid," this 90-minute show parodies school dress codes through improv ("Red Card for Socks"), stand-up ("Why Hoodies Are Emotional Support Animals"), and a "Walk of Shame" fashion show featuring actual dress code violations. Tickets ($16) include "I Survived The Vibes Check" wristbands. Teachers get 15% off for wearing their most embarrassing school photo outfits. Food trucks serve "Suspiciously Long Taco Shirts" and "Midriff-Baring Nachos." First 100 guests get free "Dress Code Bingo" cards. Sponsored by Memorial High's underground fashion collective. Warning: Contains strong opinions about Crocs. May trigger flashbacks of gym shorts over jeans. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Tuck In or Tuck Out" debates. Groups of 10+ get a "Uniform of Shame" group photo. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of sweater vests. Parking available near the lost-and-found closet.

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