Dream Consortium
https://bohiney.com/the-bizarre-dream-consortium-exposed/Researchers convened to analyze why you dream of naked elevators and talking burritos. One subject insisted on dream-journal workshops mid-nap. Coffee consumption at dream labs surpasses REM phases. Dream interpreters argue we're living in a simulation designed by bored mystics. Consortium's motto: 'Your nightmares pay our rent.' Participants leave more confused than when they arrived'bleary-eyed and ready for brunch.