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BEING told you have an upset stomach is no laughing matter – until you realise the medic seeing you is called Dr Whet Faartz.
Unfortunate names were back in the news this week when new Ukip leader Richard Braine, right, was mocked over his moniker.
Former Tory Chancellor George Osborne was quick to point out that: “The new leader of Ukip is called Mr Dick Braine — really.”
It provoked a furious response from the software developer and pro-Brexit campaigner, who admitted he was “getting a bit fed up” with the ongoing ridicule.
But he is not the only serious professional with a name that is hard to take seriously. Naomi Chadderton finds some of the best.
DR BJ HARDICK: This chiropractic doctor from Ontario, Canada, might be better off going by his full name, Benjamin.
DR WHET FAARTZ: At least you’d get a laugh out of making an appointment with this medic from Pittsburgh, US.
TINY KOX: Dutch senator and member of the Socialist Party will be advised to whisper his name when he pays a visit to Britain.
HARRY BAALS: This legal representative from London has his own company, called Baals & Co.
JUDY GRAHAM SWALLOWS: Gulp. Register of Deeds worker at Cumberland County in Tennessee, US, has a corker.
PAUL TWOCOCK: You’ll do a double-take on name of interim boss at an LGBT equality charity.
RICHARD SMALLEY: When you shorten Richard, any name can be funny. But the MD of community banking at Barclays definitely drew the short straw.
JACK GOFF: It sounds like this British professional racing driver has a need for speed.
CHRIS P BACON: Funny that this US production manager’s name is just how we like our breakfast cooked – no porkies.
BEN DOVER: Let’s hope the US mentor has a sense of humour.
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Someone better find a box of tissues, stat! This is one Saad Maan, and he needs cheering up. The fact that this soldier is called Saad Maan in the first place is a stroke of unique and rather bizarre genius, but things just get even better as you take a real look at this scene.
Yes, just take in what’s going on right now. Without a smile on his face, he looks especially sad, and then the television program has just heightened this even more by placing his name on the screen. It’s just too perfect – and sad – for words.
We all know that you like your eggs in the morning with a kiss, but how do you like your bacon in the morning? It’s the perfect accompaniment to your morning eggs, so it needs to be cooked just right.
Thankfully, this Technical Score Advisor won’t ever forget how he wants his bacon in the morning because his name will remind himself. Either that or it’s a reminder of how he doesn’t want his bacon to be cooked, but what kind of monster wants chewy, uncooked bacon? Certainly not us.
We wonder how many times this Activist and Senior Fellow has been asked to make a prediction about the world and the current climate? We’re gonna hazard a guess and suggest that it’s been more times than she can count.
What’s so marvelous and unfortunate about this name is that each name is rather ordinary on its own. Krystal isn’t too uncommon, and Ball is a very common surname. Yet, when they are meshed together, they create something truly amazing. We bet she knew that already, though. The Krystal Ball knows everything.
The world is a strange place, and it seems as though people are more interested in the number of followers they have on Instagram than they do in real life. While this baby probably has no perception of what social media is, we have a feeling that they’re going to be Insta-famous when they’re older.
How could you not be famous with a name like Hashtag Follow? They are just screaming to have a blue tick, a few paid advertisements here and there, and a fair few million followers. Either that or they’ll hate their name and avoid social media like the plague.
You know what? Oliver is a lovely name. Even better, this guy does look rather lovely. However, it all goes downhill when you see his surname, and you realize that his life will never be normal with a name like that.
Not only does it open up a window of opportunity for anyone who wants to be a little mean to him, but it’s also gonna be pretty difficult if he ever wanted to enter a competition. After all, how many winners are there going to be if they are a Loser? It’s the ultimate paradox, and he’s going to face the consequences.
Sure, you may think you have a relatively normal name, but have you ever abbreviated your name? It’s probably worth doing that before you laugh at this guy. While we don’t know what the “P” stands for, we have a feeling that this dude spent much of his life basking in the comfort that he didn’t have a bizarre name that nobody could pronounce or understand.
At least, that was until he took one of the most important photographs of his life and his college decided to shorten his first name to a simple letter. Have fun looking at this for the rest of your life, P. Ennis!
When you hit the big time and get your work out there, it’s important to use your own name. After all, you want to take the credit for it, don’t you? Judging by the smile on Poo’s face, we can see that she’s over the moon to be on the cover of her very own cookbook.
However, she probably should have had a little discussion with her publisher about the title, and it might have been better to go with something else. You know, just so customers could be sure they wouldn’t really be cooking with doo-doo. We don’t think (or hope) anyone would want to do that.
We don’t blame Dr. Whet Faartz for looking a little blue. He’s probably spent most of his life working towards his doctorate and trying to make his momma proud, and this is the end result. Sure, he can finally call himself a doctor, but if the television company isn’t going to remove at least one of his names from the interview, then what’s the point?
He will forever be known as Dr. Whet Faartz, and that’s both ridiculously hilarious for us, but also ridiculously sad for the doctor and his possible flatulence.
What would you get if you crossed the powers of Batman with the powers of Superman? Well, we have a feeling that Batman Bin Suparman is about as close as you’re going to get to the ultimate superhero.
While he may not look like your average superhero because he doesn’t have a cape or cool mask, you never know what powers this guy could be hiding under that passport photo. Will he be able to save the world in a matter of minutes? It’s probably best that you stay tuned to find out.
It’s not uncommon to find someone named Cash or Kash, but it is uncommon to find someone called Kash Register. In fact, we have a feeling he might be the only one in the world! Because of this, it’s probably best that you track him down right now and ask him if he can lend you a dollar (or ten thousand).
If he’s the only Kash Register around, then his cash is going to be in high demand. You better get in there first before all the good dollars are taken.
Considering Apple only have eyes for their own contract, we’re surprised that they gave Sam Sung a job in the first place. Isn’t that a breach of contract or something? This employee alone would be promoting the enemy.
Of course, it’s not Sam Sung’s fault that he was named after one of the biggest technology brands in the world, but we would have liked him to apply for Samsung instead. If you’re going to promote the brand, you might as well get paid by the same brand in the process. It just makes sense.
With movies and television shows becoming a huge part of our lives, it should come as no surprise to learn that more and more people are naming their kids after their favorite characters. In this case, we have a feeling that the parents of this little one are huge fans of Star Wars. I mean, who isn’t?
Their blue-eyed boy will soon grow up to realize that either the force is strong in him, or Darth Vader finds his lack of faith disturbing. After all, your focus determines your reality!
You know when you have to create a new password, but it wants everything under the sun to make it unique? Well, we have a feeling that Janice wouldn’t struggle to make up her character number.
She has more than enough letters in her surname to create a whole new alphabet, but we’d really like to know how you pronounce it. Does it actually sound really simple when you say it out loud? Or is it just as complicated as it seems? If you know Janice, then get in touch.
Although we don’t know whether this is a legitimate ID card or not, we have a feeling that the DMV wouldn’t allow something quite so fun within their walls. They’re known for sucking the souls out of even the happiest of people, after all.
Of course, there is a chance that Fire Penguin Disco Panda does really exist, and we don’t blame him for being pretty happy. We don’t think anyone could be upset with those few words in his name. We love all of them individually, but they’re even better when they’re clumped together. You keep doing you, Fire Penguin Disco Panda.
Many parents opt to name their kids after legendary icons of the past. In this case, we have a feeling that the Correa Perez family had a real thing for a few different men. They loved Shakespeare for his literature and his impact on the world of words. They couldn’t get enough of Mozart and his Symphony No. 40. Then, don’t even get them started on Neil Armstrong.
Perhaps they just couldn’t decide which one of these men they admired the most, so they chose to name their son after all three of them instead. That’s one way to do it.
There are some names that just make so much sense, and we can’t help but wonder if Lord Brain decided to venture into the world of neurology because of his name? If so, we should give him a round of applause for that commitment.
Although we won’t be swotting up on clinical neurology anytime soon, at least we can rest easy knowing that this guy knows his stuff. After all, you can’t be called Lord Brain is you aren’t the lord of the brains. That’s just the way it has to work.
Although we hope that we will never have to call the fire department to our house, we have a feeling that we will feel calm about any situation is Lieutenant Les McBurney turned up. His name just fits the bill, and we just can’t get enough of the fact that he’s repping the brand name.
We wonder if he is joined on the Sun Prairie team by the likes of McFlaming, McSmoky, and McSooty. Although to even up the books they might need McWater on the team too. We’ll ask them about that.
Matthew Correspondent must get a little irritated with his name every now and again. Whenever he tries to tell people his name, they might wonder why he’s telling them about his job rather than his name.
Yet, whenever he tells people his job, they might wonder why he’s telling them about his name. It’s all a bit confusing, yet so perfect at the same time. At least he could have his cake and eat it if he wanted to tell someone his name and his profession at the same time.
Donald Duck has definitely taken a turn for the worse since his days with Mickey and Goofy. Just look at him, getting arrested and leaving his family behind! We had hoped that Daisy Duck would keep him in check, but it seems as though that just hasn’t happened.
Of course, it’s probably just a great coincidence that this man is named after the Disney duck legend, but it’s no less hilarious. Although the part about him getting arrested isn’t too funny. We wonder if that’s his real name?
It’s always unfortunate when your name is a little too close to the name of a narcotic, and we have a feeling that Crystal Methven knows this all too well. After selling a kitten to the plaintiff, she found herself on a judicial television show, and it’s fair to say that a lot of people had a lot of thoughts.
After all, this narcotic has been around for much longer than she has, so you’d think that her parents would stop and think about the name they were legally giving their daughter. Well, apparently not.
Everyone loves a McDonald’s burger, right? Well, this woman got to live the dream after she tied the knot. Although she doesn’t look too happy about it in this photograph, she soon got the chance to be Mrs. MacDonald-Berger, and we can’t help but wonder what their burger of choice would be.
Perhaps a Big Mac? A Quarter Pounder with Cheese? A Mushroom and Swiss Burger? Or what about a normal Hamburger? Ah, there are just so many to choose from! Maybe they just order all of them to be on the safe side.
Although we’ve seen enough unusual names to last us a lifetime, we don’t think we’ve ever seen one like this before. We’re no experts, but we have a feeling that naming your child after one of the most notoriously dark wizards of all time is not a good idea.
This is because of the whole taking-over-the-wizarding world kinda thang, but also because his friends and family won’t be able to call him by his real name! We all know what happens if you call He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by his real name. If you don’t, then you’re probably best not knowing.
We do have to wonder what goes through the heads of those who choose unusual names for their children. While we appreciate the fact that they want something different and unique, there comes the point where things get a little too different and unique.
Although we hate to say it, we think Flavour Balls’ parents did just that. It’s a very strange choice, and it leads on to various different questions. What flavor balls are you offering? Are these balls meant for eating? If not, what’s the point in them being flavored?
If you’ve ever worked in retail, you’ll know that you have to wear a name tag. This allows customers to relate to you on a personal level, but it also gives them the chance to call you out if you do anything wrong.
We do feel sorry for Mahboobeh for having such a strange name, but we also think she could have hidden it a little better. After all, anyone who sees this name tag is going to immediately question it or snort out their slushie. It’s hard not to chuckle at this one.
We now live in a progressive world where women don’t have to take their partner’s name if they don’t want to. It’s your life so you can choose what happens to your name. When Rachel and Daniel decided to get hitched, they also decided to join up their surnames to create something double-barrelled.
While this wouldn’t normally be an issue, it’s a little funny when this new name creation creates something that will make you say “Hardy-Harr.” We’re not kidding, it really will make you say that.
While there are many people who have their parents to (not) thank for their names, there are others who choose to legally change their names on their own back. This is exactly what Beautiful Existence decided to do.
She was fed up with her own name and didn’t feel like she suited the name that was given to her at birth. So, she changed it, and it’s fair to say that people were divided. This news station even had to clarify that it was her name just so people didn’t think it was a joke.
We’ve gotta break it to you. We really went on a rollercoaster with this one. One minute we were up, the next we were down, and it all got a little too much for us. It seems as though it got a little too much for Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster too because she looks a little shocked that her name is so cool.
Sure, we love the name Joelle, but the fact that she’s actually called Dr. Rollo-Koster takes us on a journey that we can’t even describe. We feel like we’re at Disneyland all over again.
Hmm, we feel as though we’ve seen this woman before? Or we’ve at least seen her name written down before? Or are we just having a bad case of deja-vu? That must be it. There’s no doubt about the fact that this woman has a very unique name, but we can’t help but wonder if people love to make jokes about it.
You know, just like we did! Judging by the smile on her face, though, she doesn’t look too irritated by the fact that her name is very similar to the neural phenomenon.
Either Tahra Dactyl’s parents really love dinosaurs, or this was just an incredible mistake. After all, we can’t imagine it’s too hard to notice that you’re going to legally call your child something that sounds suspiciously like a famous prehistoric creature.
Of course, there could be a chance that this was just an honest mistake. They may have chosen various first names and not really thought about how they sound alongside the surname. They should have done, but not everyone follows the rules. You just gotta roll with it.
We didn’t need multiple movies to tell us that an island of dinosaurs acting as a tourist attraction would never end well, but ol’ Spielberg decided to go ahead and do it anyway.
You’d think that the disastrous storylines within these movies would put anyone off using the name elsewhere in life, but it seems as though there’s someone called Jurassic Park. Park isn’t exactly an uncommon name, so maybe the parents decided to mix it up with the first name? We don’t blame them, but it is a little strange.
This name definitely comes in two different parts. First of all, Lancelot is quite possibly one of the coolest names in existence, and we’re definitely putting that on our list of baby names. Secondly, his surname is making us super sad.
That’s because this is a surname we’ve never heard before, and it makes
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