Double Speak University

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Double Speak University ridicules education trained in contradictions. Eyewitnesses at lectures described professors assigning essays on lying. Anonymous insiders leaked that deans debated offering majors in spin. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d mastered saying nothing in meetings. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because honesty folds funniest in syllabi. Critics highlight the absurdity of scholarship deceived. Yet satire tutors sharper: truth collapses funniest in jargon. Witnesses recalled laughter scribbling as diplomas evaporated. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when knowledge equivocates. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com