Dont Want No Short Dick Man

Dont Want No Short Dick Man

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Don't want no short dick man
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Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

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What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?

That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

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Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

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Don't want no short dick man
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Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

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Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
US release under the original title
US release under the censored title "Short short Man"

^ Elia Habib, Muz hit. tubes , p. 313 ( ISBN 2-9518832-0-X )

^ Jump up to: a b 'Short, Short Man' Attacks Big, Big Sexism

^ Maxwell, Kenneth (2013). A Sexual Odyssey: From Forbidden Fruit to Cybersex . p. 77.

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^ Stanton, Pete (November 9, 1994). "New Singles" . Smash Hits . p. 53 . Retrieved April 27, 2021 .

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^ "Gillette - Short, Short Man (Official Video)" . YouTube . Retrieved September 10, 2020 .

^ "Machito Ponce, un exponente del retro" . Diario Hoy (in Spanish). 25 February 2017 . Retrieved 2018-09-27 .

^ Été 2007 , track listing and charts Lescharts.com (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ Contact Play & Dance Vol. 4 , track listing Lescharts.com (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" . ARIA Top 50 Singles .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in German). Ö3 Austria Top 40 .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in Dutch). Ultratop 50 .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in French). Ultratop 50 .

^ " Top RPM Dance/Urban: Issue 2711 ." RPM . Library and Archives Canada . Retrieved November 25, 2019.

^ European peak

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in French). Les classement single .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in German). GfK Entertainment charts . Retrieved August 10, 2019.

^ "Top 10 Sales in Europe" (PDF) . Music & Media . Vol. 11, no. 48. November 26, 1994. p. 17 . Retrieved November 25, 2019 .

^ " Nederlandse Top 40 – 20 Fingers" (in Dutch). Dutch Top 40 .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in Dutch). Single Top 100 .

^ " 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" . Top 40 Singles .

^ "Official Scottish Singles Sales Chart Top 100 (24 September 1995-30 September 1995)" . officialcharts.com . Retrieved February 8, 2018 .

^ "Short Dick Man", UK Singles Chart Official Charts Company (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ "Short, Short Man", UK Singles Chart (second release) Official Charts Company (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ "Official UK Dance Singles Chart (20 November 1994-26 November 1994)" . officialcharts.com . Retrieved February 9, 2018 .

^ "Official R&B Singles Chart Top 40" . officialcharts.com . Retrieved May 25, 2018 .

^ Jump up to: a b c Billboard allmusic.com (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ "Cash Box Top 100 Pop Singles" (PDF) . Cash Box (January 21, 1995) . Retrieved February 19, 2018 .

^ Spanish peak

^ "Jaarlijsten 1994" (in Dutch). Stichting Nederlandse Top 40 . Retrieved November 29, 2019 .

^ "JAAROVERZICHTEN - Single 1994" (in Dutch). dutchcharts.nl . Retrieved December 7, 2019 .

^ Ryan, Gavin (2011). Australia’s Music Charts 1988–2010 (PDF ed.). Mt Martha, Victoria, Australia: Moonlight Publishing. p. 113.

^ 1995 Austrian Singles Chart Austriancharts.at (Retrieved September 24, 2008)

^ 1995 Belgian (Flanders) Singles Chart Ultratop.be (Retrieved 26 December 2008)

^ 1995 Belgian (Wallonia) Singles Chart Ultratop.be (Retrieved September 3, 2008)

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^ "French single certifications – 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man" (in French). Syndicat National de l'Édition Phonographique .

^ "Gold-/Platin-Datenbank (20 Fingers; ' Short Dick Man ' )" (in German). Bundesverband Musikindustrie .

^ "American single certifications – 20 Fingers featuring Gillette – Short Short Man" . Recording Industry Association of America .

Charlie Babie
Manfred Mohr
J.J. Flores
Onofrio Lollino

" Short Dick Man " (1994)
" Lick It " (1995)
" Mr. Personality " (1995)

" Short Dick Man " is a song by American hip house group 20 Fingers featuring rapper Gillette . It was released in August 1994 on Zoo Entertainment and SOS Records as their debut single from their album, On the Attack and More . It also appears on 20 Fingers' second self-titled studio album and on Gillette's debut solo album, On the Attack . The tune was a global success, particularly in Brazil, France and Italy. In France and Italy, this was a number-one hit. It also reached number 3 in Germany, number 4 in Australia, number 6 in Austria and the Wallonia region of Belgium, and number 7 in the Netherlands and New Zealand.

This single, which involves a woman mocking the size of a man's penis, was also released in a toned down version replacing the word "dick" with "short", along with rearranged lyrics (this version was also released under the censored title " Short short Man "). [1] Co-writer Manfred Mohr told the Los Angeles Times that the point of the song was to attract attention. "We figured there were all these songs by men bashing women and treating women like sex objects. So we decided a song that turned the tables on men might attract some attention." [2] According to the vocalist Sandra Gillette, the point of the song is to "strike back at all the women-bashing songs in pop, especially in rap." [2] Some radio stations refused to play the song as it was deemed controversial. [3] [ verification needed ]

Larry Flick from Billboard described the song as a "goofy dance novelty single", adding that "comical female rants on the shortcomings of a lover are woven into a rigid groove. "Clean" version has daintily been retitled "Short short Man", bleeping out all blunt penis references." [4] BuzzFeed ranked it at number 54 in their list of "The 101 Greatest Dance Songs Of the '90s" in 2017. [5] David Browne from Entertainment Weekly commented, ""Short Short Man" (also known as "Short D — – Man"), with a hard, thumping beat and, er, a harder message: "You need some tweezers to put that little thing away?" Gillette taunts. Ouch! If those jibes don’t hurt enough, they’re followed by synthesizer bleeps of mocking laughter." [6] Robbie Daw from Idolator said it "became a dance-crossover sensation — due, largely, to attention-grabbing lyrics like these: 'That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life / Get the fuck outta here! ' " He added, "In many ways, the song played at the time like the female response to hits by male artists that objectified women, such as " Rump Shaker " and " Bump N' Grind " — and the music-buying masses, er, grabbed on tightly, thanks to slightly-edited (read: cleaned up) version, "Short short Man", being put into heavy rotation." [7] Andy Beevers from Music Week rated it three out of five, adding that "this house track features a fiercely funny verbal assault that leaves little to imagination." He also concluded: "The track is not likely to get any radio play, but has been making up for it with plenty of club exposure." [8] James Hamilton from the magazine's RM Dance Update described it as a "hilarious bitchy comments prodded sparse bouncily jolting" song. [9] Wendi Cermak from The Network Forty wrote that "a throbbing base line that's not bogged down by over-production complements the eloquent - and slightly politically incorrect - vocals." [10] Also Pete Stanton from Smash Hits gave it three out of five, saying: "Annoying beat, strange quirky noises, and the dodgiest lyrics in town. Let's just say it's about some girl complaining about some fella's tidgy widger." [11]

"Short Dick Man" proved to be successful on the charts all over the world, peaking at number 2 on the RPM Dance/Urban Chart in Canada and number 3 on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play in the United States. In Europe, the single went to number-one
in France and Italy. It managed to climb into the Top 10 also in Austria, Belgium, Germany and the Netherlands, as well as on the Eurochart Hot 100 , where it peaked at number 7. Additionally, "Short Dick Man" was a Top 20 hit in Scotland and the United Kingdom. In the latter, it peaked at number 11 in its second run at the UK Singles Chart , on September 24, 1995. [12] But on the UK Dance Chart , it was a even bigger hit, reaching number 3. In Oceania, the single peaked at number 4 and 7 in Australia and New Zealand. On the US Billboard Hot 100 , it reached number 14. It earned a gold record in Germany and the US, with a sale of 250,000 and 500,000 singles, and a silver record
in France, when 125,000 units were sold there.

A music video was made for "Short Dick Man", directed by Daniel Zirilli. [13] It was uploaded to YouTube in June 2013. By September 2020, the video had more than 12.8 million views. [14]

In 1995, the song has been covered by Machito Ponce and Diamanda Turbin as "Short Dick Man (¡Ponte A Brincar!)". [15] In 2007, the song was covered by Laurent Wolf , featuring Marilyn David. This 3:35 version is available on several compilations, such as Été 2007 [16] and Contact Play & Dance vol. 4 . [17]

* Sales figures based on certification alone. ^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.

Zoo Entertainment
SOS
Unidisc Music Incorporated

Belgium ( Ultratop 50 Flanders) [20]

Belgium ( Ultratop 50 Wallonia) [21]

US Billboard Hot Dance Club Play [35]

US Billboard Rhythmic Top 40 1 [35]

Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders) [42]

Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia) [43]

Germany (Official German Charts) [47]

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