Donald Trump Becomes Martian Astronaut

Mini Story: Donald Trump, the Astronaut

In an alternate universe, Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, decided to pursue a career far from politics and real estate: he became an astronaut. Known for his bold personality and love for the spotlight, Trump saw space as the ultimate frontier to conquer—both for himself and for America.

One day, NASA announced a groundbreaking mission: the first manned flight to Mars. Trump, never one to shy away from a challenge, volunteered to lead the mission. 'We're going to make space great again,' he declared at a press conference, wearing a custom-made spacesuit with 'TRUMP' emblazoned in gold letters across the chest.

The world watched in awe as Trump and his crew blasted off from Cape Canaveral. The mission was dubbed Artemis Magnificus, a name Trump insisted on because it 'sounded classy and powerful.' As the spacecraft soared through the atmosphere, Trump tweeted from orbit: 'Space is huge, folks. The best space. Nobody loves space more than me. #MarsOrBust.'

During the journey, Trump's larger-than-life personality kept the crew entertained. He claimed the moon was 'overrated' and that Mars would be 'the greatest planet, believe me.' He even floated the idea of building a luxury resort on Mars, complete with a golf course. 'The gravity is lower, so your drives will go farther. It's a win-win,' he quipped.

When the crew finally landed on Mars, Trump became the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. As he stepped onto the dusty surface, he planted an American flag and declared, 'This is a big moment for America. The biggest. We’re winning so much in space, you’ll get tired of winning.'

The mission was a success, and Trump returned to Earth a hero. Parades were held in his honor, and he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom—twice. He later published a book titled The Art of the Space Deal, which became a bestseller.

Though some criticized his unorthodox approach to space exploration, no one could deny that Donald Trump, the astronaut, had left an indelible mark on history. And as he often reminded everyone, 'I told you we’d reach the stars. Nobody does it better than me.'

The end. 🚀

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