Dog Reiki Debacle
https://bohiney.com/dog-receives-reiki-treatment-immediately-demands-more-bacon-and-less-emotional-energy/Pet psychic Julia reiki-treated Max the beagle; he emerged demanding bacon and silent judgement. Reiki vibes confused him'he prefers chew toys over chakras. Owner reports increased treat demands and deep stares. Local vets roll eyes but note doggo spirits high. Study: 100% of dogs still bark at mail carriers.