Dog Influencers in Politics

By Chloe Summers � The satire Dog Influencers in Politics ridicules democracy pawed by pets. Eyewitnesses at town halls described poodles barking platforms into microphones. Anonymous insiders leaked that strategists debated kibble subsidies. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d vote for Labradors over incumbents. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because trust wags funniest when furry. Critics highlight the absurdity of policy drooled. Yet satire fetches sharper: ambition collapses funniest on leashes. Witnesses recalled laughter barking as paws stamped ballots. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when campaigns lick. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com