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MONTREAL – Expanding their media streaming portfolio, Disney executives announced Tuesday that the company has acquired Canadian adult entertainment site, Pornhub .
The entertainment behemoth, which has recently acquired Marvel Entertainment, Lucasfilm , and plans to purchase Fox properties, will purchase Pornhub by the end of the year. The xxx service, which boast over 5.5 million videos on their site, will be incorporated into Disney’s suite of existing properties.
“This is part of our plan to expand our streaming capabilities,” said Dalton Sterling, VP of Market Strategy in a call to shareholders, adding that it will allow them to leverage existing properties like Star Wars , Marvel, and the original cartoon characters to create franchise specific content that were thus far was left to fans to create. “This is what the online world was made for, and it would be unfair to our shareholders to not get a part of the action.”
“Plus, we’ll basically now have an unshakeable hold on the entire ‘teen boy’ market.”
Plans for the acquisition involve opening up the Marvel Cinematic Universe to insert Pornhub celebrities like Jenna Jameson and James Deen, who will in turn insert themselves into several popular characters. Disney’s planned incorporation of 20th Century Fox’s X-Men franchise into the MCU will also be recast with the stars of XXX-Men: A Porn Parody , as both a cost-saving and synergistic measure.
“Above all, we can assure customers that the PornHub cinematic universe will cross over both ways,” assured Sterling.
When asked if the acquisition betrays Disney’s company values, the executives on the call reassured that it doesn’t conflict with the company’s highest value: making money. Executives have also applauded how well Pornhub’s brand will square with Walt Disney’s original vision of rigid gender stereotypes.
Looking beyond Pornhub, Disney has announced plans to purchase other media entities, including HBO, Telemundo, ESPN 7, The Weather Network App, Domino’s Online Pizza Tracker, and several other companies that they are only just realizing they bid on. “Huh, according to this we bought something called The CBC?” added Sterling. “Whatever, just throw it on the pile!’
At press time, Disney representatives say the move will finally all the company to make Disney World the happiest place on Earth for both kids and adults.
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MONTREAL – Expanding their media streaming portfolio, Disney executives announced Tuesday that the company has acquired Canadian adult entertainment site, Pornhub .
The entertainment behemoth, which has recently acquired Marvel Entertainment, Lucasfilm , and plans to purchase Fox properties, will purchase Pornhub by the end of the year. The xxx service, which boast over 5.5 million videos on their site, will be incorporated into Disney’s suite of existing properties.
“This is part of our plan to expand our streaming capabilities,” said Dalton Sterling, VP of Market Strategy in a call to shareholders, adding that it will allow them to leverage existing properties like Star Wars , Marvel, and the original cartoon characters to create franchise specific content that were thus far was left to fans to create. “This is what the online world was made for, and it would be unfair to our shareholders to not get a part of the action.”
“Plus, we’ll basically now have an unshakeable hold on the entire ‘teen boy’ market.”
Plans for the acquisition involve opening up the Marvel Cinematic Universe to insert Pornhub celebrities like Jenna Jameson and James Deen, who will in turn insert themselves into several popular characters. Disney’s planned incorporation of 20th Century Fox’s X-Men franchise into the MCU will also be recast with the stars of XXX-Men: A Porn Parody , as both a cost-saving and synergistic measure.
“Above all, we can assure customers that the PornHub cinematic universe will cross over both ways,” assured Sterling.
When asked if the acquisition betrays Disney’s company values, the executives on the call reassured that it doesn’t conflict with the company’s highest value: making money. Executives have also applauded how well Pornhub’s brand will square with Walt Disney’s original vision of rigid gender stereotypes.
Looking beyond Pornhub, Disney has announced plans to purchase other media entities, including HBO, Telemundo, ESPN 7, The Weather Network App, Domino’s Online Pizza Tracker, and several other companies that they are only just realizing they bid on. “Huh, according to this we bought something called The CBC?” added Sterling. “Whatever, just throw it on the pile!’
At press time, Disney representatives say the move will finally all the company to make Disney World the happiest place on Earth for both kids and adults.
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August 28, 2003
Disney Peddling Porn?
Ed Vitagliano
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A pro-family organization has leveled serious charges against The Walt Disney Company, claiming that the Mouse House has set up for itself a sordid side business: pornography.
According to the Florida Family Association (FFA), which has been monitoring television for 12 years, “Disney-owned [television] channels account for the overwhelming number of erotic and pornographic network programs” on air. Disney owns 37.5% of the A&E Television Networks, which in turn owns the A&E and History channels. Last December and February, A&E aired Inside the Playboy Mansion , which FFA said contained photographs and video showing full, uncensored views of female breasts and buttocks.
In addition, said FFA, Disney also owns almost 40% of the E! Entertainment Television channel, which hosts the largest number of sexually explicit programs of any advertiser-supported television network.
Besides the 10 hours of The Howard Stern Show aired every week, FFA said the network carries numerous other sexually explicit series, such as The Anna Nicole Show , Playboy Playmate specials, the True Hollywood Story series, and the Wild On series.
“Additionally, E! programming at night is predominantly sponsored by advertisements for Girls Gone Wild porn videos, Playboy videos, and several dial-a-porn companies,” FFA said in a press statement.
David Caton, executive director of FFA, said all this was in addition to the ribald offerings on the ABC network. One of the network's longest-running shows is the cop drama NYPD Blue , a prime-time trendsetter for nudity, profanity, and sex.
“Disney has refocused their business plan in recent years to shake off the wholesome, family entertainment image that once made them profitable,” Caton said. “Disney has gone so far, they are now without a doubt the dirtiest television [provider] around.”
In addition to its regular push of homosexuality on ABC and its other cable networks , ABC will be airing a new gay-themed sitcom this fall, It's All Relative . The series focuses on the marriage between Bobby and Liz, and the friction that arises from the clash between their two families. In Liz's case, her “parents” are two homosexual men.
It's All Relative will be produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, themselves homosexuals who have produced homosexual-themed programming for Disney on a number of occasions.
(This article courtesy of Agape Press .)
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