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There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend.”
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat an icecream.
My legs are missing you in between them.
I think i should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.
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Better be prepared: Those pick-up lines are so dirty that it’s best not to wear anything white.
If you want to get to know someone through dirty pick-up lines, you must be aware that they rarely go down well. So make sure you don’t get into the wrong person, as these are often sexist or just overly suggestive. If you succeed with them, then hats off!
Very few of these dirty pick-up lines meet my taste, but hey: I was paid to write this article. What’s your excuse for being here?
Have fun, and good luck with our list of the 40 dirtiest pick-up lines!
And my very favorite is a spoonful of Nutella. What did you think?
Fortunately, almost everything in Christianity is sin. You could just eat way too much together. Bam! , sin.
This one isn’t as dirty as the others. But you could also replace the last word with something else if this variant is too child-friendly for you.
Somehow I find the very idea of this a bit disgusting. Imagine you really find your keys.
At least you’d be honest if you said that, wouldn’t you?
This pick-up line is sure to be a hit at student parties!
Enemy Stranger used Psychic. It’s super effective!
At least with the tip? (God, why am I saying that?)
A pick-up line that is suitable for both her and him. Ideal if you find the person you’re talking to really attractive. You even stay relatively safe when it comes to frivolity.
Don’t we all like a bum that looks good enough to eat?
If you are being rejected, you can always say: “Oops, I guess I read the one from the person behind you.”
If you and the person you are talking to happen to be Game of Thrones fans, chances are you can’t go wrong with this pick-up line. Or maybe you will. Nobody said that the person would come with you …
And the next time you can still lie in yours together. Oh, how romantic.
What do you think this rhyme is all about? I do not understand …
Because a drink is about to be poured in your face.
Oh my school days, all the stuff I should have been doing …
At last, a little rhyme can’t hurt.
This saying is primarily suitable if you are a man. If you are a woman, you may need to improvise and replace things when using this saying.
This dirty pick-up line would be ideal if you were playing the game If I were you . Since that probably won’t be the case, they’re probably glad that you aren’t them.
Uh, who doesn’t want to be hot tea?
This dirty pick-up line is for all the Alice lovers out there!
Okay, I have nothing to say about this pick-up line.
Well, who doesn’t like beavers? I bet we’re all animal lovers!
Does anyone really dare to say that on a date?
Perfect if both of you study history.
If you are a woman, this pick-up line can be easily reversed. The only problem with Barbie and Ken, however, is the lack of genitals. It’s going to be pretty dull that way.
This dirty pick-up line will likely feel right at home at a Halloween party. However, I doubt whether you should say it for that reason.
Also, the fist that will land in your face afterward.
At least you leave room for a “No, thanks “ .
Jeez, that one’s a bit too much. You are sure to offend someone with that.
Compliment and dirty pick-up line in one. Perfect!
Make sure you smile as you say this. Otherwise it almost seems like a threat …
👉 If you need more, we also have a great article with the best pick-up lines ready for you. Take a look and have fun!
That was our list of the 40 dirtiest pick-up lines! Maybe you can actually use these pick-up lines to pick someone up or at least make them laugh, which is not wrong either.
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Dirty talk helps arouse and stimulate particular senses that are sometimes overlooked during sex. I have collected 45 dirty talk examples and quotes to get some inspiration for the erotic and naughty talks. Dirty talks allow the body to come to terms with one’s thoughts, imagination, and hearing hence a more erotic experience. In fact, research shows that dirty talk increases a woman’s chances of having an orgasm. Different pathways trigger an orgasm in a woman’s body. When more than one area is stimulated, they magnify the effect in other areas creating an orgasm reflex . Erotic talks stimulate some of these pathways located in the brain.
The brain sets off an individual’s sex drive and is considered a more powerful sexual organ than the male and female genital composition. Two areas of the brain are involved during intercourse- the imagination areas of the brain and the frontal cortex responsible for judgment and pleasure. Erotic talk arouses these two areas by letting partners verbalize thoughts and desires about sex ; it can initiate foreplay hours or days before the actual act. “I can’t wait to feel the inside of you,” my husband said after a week-long business trip. The mere thought of it sent my mind into a frenzy the whole day before he arrived in the evening.
While flirty talk helped my partner understand my body better, it also initiated a deeper level of trust . Trust is an essential aspect of any healthy relationship. The level of confidence between partners translates into intimacy during sex. I trusted him completely with my body as I could share my desires and feelings . The talks exposed us (in a good way) and caused us to be more vulnerable as we opened up about our most profound thoughts.
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If you want this kind of talk to bear fruits- get the timing right. Most people find dirty talk embarrassing due to the already filthy definitions given in porn movies and other platforms. I was a little nervous about initiating dirty talk with my partner, but I was determined to initiate something new. So I decided to ask him about it and how he felt about it. The discussion helped us develop a game plan, phrases, and words we could use during the dirty talks . We also decided who would initiate the conversation as it was somewhat uncomfortable for both of us at the beginning.
A fun and easy way of initiating erotic talk would be through the game.
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Our minds and bodies warmed up to the new trick pretty fast. Sexting was more exciting as I didn’t have to be conscious of saying dirty words out loud. People are comfortable with different forms of dirty talks. There are those who prefer talking dirty using texts while others prefer actual talks. In fact, dirty talk out of the bedroom – messages and quotes, helps determine your partner’s interest in the conversation. Women, unlike men, are more difficult to decipher; sometimes they want you to whisper in their ear how much you want them and other times they long for sexting. It’s up to you to determine what sets her off.
Flirty and dirty messages are the ones that often can make your and your loved day and even can play a role in foreplay . We are also posting some sexy and naughty quotes and dirty messages that can be shared with your love ( Sexy and Naughty quotes and also a special edition with Sexy Christmas quotes ).
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