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These are really dirty and may be slightly sexist, enjoy:
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
4. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
5. F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Nigel?
6. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
7. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
9. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
10. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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"The word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word ;)"
First time I heard this I laughed so hard
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Oh nice, internet high five coming up.
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It's BANG you all day, get it fucking right, you worthless piece of shit!
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Wow, these look like they could actually work...if you want to get thrown into jail for harassment :D
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Dancing Psyduck Dauntly Reaching ||||| Astolfo spreads my cheeks on the nightly. ||||| Praise be unto Satsuki-sama's ass. ||||| Anime tiddies
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Yeah, heard that one before, but it's still good though.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I have not had sex in three years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me?
My mother told me Id never find a girl like you. Can we go tell her she was wrong?
Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!
Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"
2nd on | PS3 Trophy Leaderboard | PSN: BogKid | Never try, never fail...
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"Fuck me if i'm wrong but you'd like to have sex with me wouldn't you?"
.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*
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Hey bitch, you have a nice rack and I'd like to take you home and have sexual intercourse with you on multiple occasions.
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I have been excpecting you... mr schlong.
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I just whipped it out and told her "here, play with this."
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Why does the NG community so firmly believe it can score with random chicks?
Run and gun your way through a procedurally generated space station
Hunt down radioactive chickens stuck in pipes in this short retro platformer.
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All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Dirty Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
If you were my waitress I wouldn’t just give you a tip, I’d give you the whole thing!
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
I think I’m in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we’ll see what rises.
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on.
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