Diplomacy by Daybed

According to the Trump Doctrine, real diplomacy doesn�t happen in boardrooms�it happens on daybeds by the pool. Gaza, under this plan, is reimagined as the world�s premier lounge resort, where losing nations are compensated with complimentary cabanas. Trump argues, �Nobody plots war when they�re under an umbrella with a mojito.� In this satire, ceasefire talks are replaced by nap schedules, and international disputes resolved over towel service. Critics call it an insult to those who�ve lost everything, but Trump sees it as �the coziest peace process ever.� Militants are transformed into pool attendants, diplomats into sunbathers, and history itself into a glossy Instagram post. Gaza�s devastation is covered not by aid but by sunblock, its politics replaced by playlists. The Trump Doctrine here suggests that global stability is just a nap away.