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Lady Gaga poses nude for an American legend, and previews her next video. Jennifer Love Hewitt denies herself her favorite things. And a model is very mad about the release of her sex tape. Black Friday gossip is very serious at restaurants.
Lady Gaga celebrated Thanksgiving like so many American families: with her own TV special. The highlight, of course, was what Reddit described as Gaga's "dildo microphone" (see above); she also discussed posing nude for Tony Bennett (the sketch can be seen in the next issue of Vanity Fair ), and Bennett called her "America's answer to Picasso," a statement about which I imagine internet people will have very strong feelings. And! The audience got a preview of the video of "Marry the Night" (seen here). So much to be thankful for! [ Daily Mail ]

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Whether you're a sex toy beginner or a long-time pro, odds are you've looked into the best dildos at *some* point in your life. But ICYMI (which is totally fine), dildos are kind of a wand-like, phallic-shaped toy that people of all genders and sexualities use for sexual adventures.
Now that you're with me, you might be wondering what a dildo is , exactly. Let's get more detailed. "Dildos are sex toys that can be inserted into the vagina, anus, or mouth," says Ashley Cobb , sex educator and host of the Hoe and Tell podcast. "They vary in size and shape, although some come in realistic penis-shaped molds." And while the definition is pretty simple, there are a bunch of different dildo types out there for your unique sexual needs.
"There are some that vibrate, some made of glass or metal, some with suctions, and some made for strap-ons or double penetration," Cobbs says. And in case you need some clarity, here's a dildo-type breakdown for reference:
As you can see, there are a lot of different dildo types out there. "Things like size, length, girth, material, and usability all matter when buying the perfect dildo," Cobbs explains. So make sure you accurately evaluate your pleasure needs before making a purchase. (Sex toys can be pricey!)
If you need a starting point to find the best dildo for your sexual needs, consider which type of stimulation you want, says Janet Brito , PhD, a clinical psychologist and certified sex therapist. In fact, she recommends asking yourself these questions before clicking 'add to cart.'
The most important thing, though, is that your sex toy is safe for your bod. Make sure you're reading the labels and buying dildos with safe materials like non-toxic silicone, glass, or metal, Brito says.
Okay, now that you're pretty much a dildo pro (or getting there!), it's time that you started doing some online shopping. Keep reading for the 30 best dildos out there right now, according to experts. You're welcome!
"I love Gem because I think it's beautiful and offers new forms of sensation in how it's designed geometrically," says Polly Rodriguez, co-founder and CEO of sex toy company Unbound Babes . And yep, this curved, glass, beaded-end design offers diversity of play: It provides great internal stimulation as well as external massaging.
Yep, this dildo has a suction base, so you're good to stabilize it and ride on just about every surface *or* fit it into a strap on. It also bends easily, so you can curve it to stimulate the prostate or other curvatures of the uterus or anus.
"My favorite dildo is the Gyr8to Extra Powerful Rechargeable Gyrating Vibrator from Lovehoney," Cobbs explains. "It’s in a league of its own and gives a one-of-a-kind internal pleasure." Basically, this dildo is meant for *extra* strong vibrations, so you'll love it if you're into intense stimulation.
This silicone-made dildo is safe for all parts of your bod: anus, vagina, or mouth. Plus, the silicone material means it's compatible with just about any lube out there, and the wave-like shape stimulates different angles for toe-curling pleasure.
"Pogo is a medical grade, flared base silicone dildo," Rodriguez explains. "I like Pogo because it's a really high-quality beginner dildo at an affordable price that doesn't compromise on quality." Plus, it's made of suuuper smooth silicone, so this toy will feel amazing no matter where you put it.
The first thing you probably notice about this product is that the pastels are absolutely gorg. (Just me? Okay.) Buy you should also note that this dildo is about 5 and a half inches long, is harness compatible, and has a strong suction cup.
Clone-A-Willy is a fun way to spice things up if you're in a relationship with a penis-haver. You have them literally make a DIY mold of their private parts, which you can then use as a dildo. (Or decoration, if you're feeling funky—just a thought!)
This 'golden member' is known for providing a different kind of grip than most dildos. It provides an easy way to give penetration that's easy on the hands, and won't leave you and your partner with an aching wrist post-sex.
Okay, so these metallic gem dildos are not only pretty AF, but they're also a simple, affordable introduction into the dildo game. And not only is it a super smooth dildo, but you can twist the base so that it vibrates at your will, too. Swoon.
The best way to describe this sex toy is as follows: flexible. Because of it's bendable frame, you can twist the vibe into any shape for your stimulation needs. Plus, it's got a little wedge at the top if you want clit stimulation too.
If you like a realistic-looking dildo, then you'll love this silicone-based, flesh-y toy. At one and a half inches in width and eight inches in length, you'll be able to get deep penetration without a super-wide width.
Okay, how beautiful does this dildo look? You could almost use it as a decoration, lol. It's made from non-porous borosilicate glass, which means that it's totally dishwasher safe (because why not), great for temperature play (you can use ice or hot water to change it's feel), and it's designed for stimulating all the curves and crevices of your body.
Hand-sculpted by a female designer, this purple-toned dildo is not only useful but beautiful, too. It was made to have a larger head (for those who like that) and has a suction cup bottom that will stick to any surface.
These 'bishop' dildos are meant for those who want to explore deep, wide penetration. Only use these if you *know* you love feeling ~full~, otherwise they may be too intense for ya.
This confetti-themed dildo is perfect for gifting to yourself and your S.O. alike. It's about five and a half inches in length and has a veiny-textured, ball-shaped base for a realistic vibe (ya know, aside from the confetti).
This princess-themed dildo is made of hand-blown gas and is designed to last forever. Another note? it's great for temperature play, and all you need to do is run it under hot or cold water to change its feel.
A sex toy that comes with a remote ? Love to see it. You can have a partner control your vibration from a different room, and the beaded bottom texture will provide gentle stimulation for all.
Want double penetration for you and your partner? This double-ended gel dildo is perfect. A bonus? It's only $42!
"My favorite dildos are those that vibrate because it’s like getting two sex toys for the price of one," Cobbs says. So yeah, you can use a vibrating dildo as both an internal and external toy. This one is on the pricier side, but hey, you get a lot for your dollar.
Not only is this dildo pretty to look at (it's purple and shiny!), but it's also a realistic 5 and a half inches. And yep, it also vibrates, which means you can enjoy it as a penetration-focused toy or a clit-stimulating vibe. Why choose?
If you're living on a budget (same) then you're going to love this low-cost, 8-inch, suction-cup option. You can attach the bottom to a bunch of different surfaces, and it's totally compatible with your strap-on harnesses.
Yes, this dildo is on the pricey side, but it's kiiinda for a reason. It's made completely out of stainless steel, it bends slightly to stimulate different curvatures of your insides, and it's got varying ridges and ball sizes for whatever penetration mood you're feeling.
Want a waterproof option that *also* vibrates? Great. This massager has clit stimulation, 10 different speeds and patterns, and can be used in the bathtub, shower, pool, or whatever else suits your fantasy. Shower masturbation just got better!
This dildo-esque massager is totally affordable. It's got three different speeds, a smooth surface, plus a bunch of soft ridges and curves for extra stimulation.
This dildo kindaaaa looks like an edgy art piece. But don't worry! It's soft and bendable too.
Yep, this toy tackles pleasure from a lot of different angles. You'll get vibration from both the long member and the shorter, thicker end, as well as clit stimulation from the rabbit ears.
If you like your penetration to feel super ~textured~, you'll definitely wanna check out this ribbed silicone dildo. Not only is it compatible with most harnesses, but it's also got a suction cup at the bottom so that you can stick it to different surfaces.
This dildo curves at the top for a li'l upward stimulation while inside you.
Want something that does more than just penetrate? Brito recommends this vibrating, dual-action toy that can be inserted, used all over the body, and has a clit-stimulating nub for extra pleasure.
Brito recommends this for a realistic option. It's a little less than six inches in length and just over an inch in width, which makes it more approachable for beginners.

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He deserves an Academy Award for Best Penis in a Stressful Situation.
Let's pump* right into this because there's no way to sugar coat it: I made of a mold of my husband's penis and then used that mold to create a neon pink, glow-in-the-dark vibrator.
I will start by saying that my husband is a brilliant, kind, gentle man; the kind of human who rescues wounded baby birds off the side of the road and nurses them back to health, and who cherishes nothing more than his library card and a mug of hot tea. And I made this pure, sweet, lovely soul fuck a tube of gel to clone his peen for my amusement. I am a monster, to be sure, but I write for Cosmo, and what needs to be done, needs to be done. Besides, that bird seed ain't buying itself.
My husband reluctantly agreed because he knows he married a crazy person and he was already forced to do all the sex in 50 Shades of Grey and put a donut on his ding dong , so whatever, this should be a walk in the park.
I received the Clone-A-Willy kit in the mail : having already seen a video of how it works , I felt like I kinda knew what to expect. I was wrong.
Once you assemble the necessary items, you start by mixing the algae-based molding powder with water. Now, this is a very precise thing. You actually have to set a timer, mix the molding powder and water for one minute, pour it in the tube, put your penis (or whatever!) in the tube for two minutes, and then remove said penis (or whatever). What happened next was more stressful than the new Mission Impossible movie. Honestly, my husband deserves an Academy Award for Best Penis in a Stressful Situation/Motion Picture.
Here's the timer off and racing—terrifying, yes!?:
Now, the penis must get hard. This involved a quick BJ, some rubbing, some tugging, and some desperate praying. We were both sweating a lot, like maybe as much as someone trying to qualify for the Olympics, but we were just trying to get a wang rigid. (Side note: We should get into better shape, maybe?)
As the highly specific rules of Clone-A-Willy stipulate: Once the penis is hard, and at exactly the one minute mark, it must be squished into the molding gel and stay in there — and stay still and hard in there — for two whole minutes! This is where we had to get creative: Some heavy making out, heavier petting, and finally me standing in front of him and playing with my boobs like a circus clown in a nightmare. (Does that analogy work? I looked like a fool and I was naked, so I think it checks out.) My husband grimaced through the whole thing and I thought I saw a single tear roll down his cheek, but I kindly looked away so we could both pretend it didn't happen.
When the two minutes were blessedly up, and the molding gel had firmed, he extracted his penis. Pro-tip: you might want to shave beforehand, but you don't *have* to. Just saying, if you don't like your dildo mold with a side of pubes, you might want to. The molding gel is totally fine to wash off with some soap and water, so my husband just ran to the shower while screaming, "Don't look at me!!!"
Then, you wait four hours. We used this time to have sex and finish One Mississippi —which was a GREAT show and the execs at Amazon are FOOLS to cancel it! I don't care how cool their dumb shoplifting store is!
Next, you mix the silicone with the glow in the dark powder (why?!) (because-glow-in the-dark = SEXY) (???).
Then you pour it in to the mold of where the lucky peen of the day once was:
Then you put the vibrator through a piece of cardboard and stick it into the silicone because you're not just making a dildo, you're making a vibrating dildo. You're architecting your own dreams:
Then you wait 24 hours and voila! A neon pink, glow-in-the-dark (NPGITD, for short) vibrating dildo of your partner's ding a ling! If this isn't living, I don't know what is. My husband would like me to mention that this is only his partial dick because he did not want me to show the entire thing because it's the internet and he does not want you to know what his dick looks like. That's not for you, perv.
We then compared the NPGITD penis with the original model and found it striking in similarity. The same bumps and ridges and veins and ew, this sentence is grossing me out! JK, the penis is very beautiful and we've all just been trained to see them as gross and/or funny because this culture poisons our sexuality!
ANYWAY: I wanted to sword fight with it because it's a really even fight — penis v. penis, in the battle of the century! Unfortunately, my husband said no. He'll break eventually.
All in all, it was a really funny, weird thing to do together. It was not sexy, but it's kinda cool to have a dildo made from my husband's junk. Not to brag (lie), but his penis is perfect, so I definitely used it to masturbate. (Oh, don't act so surprised! What am I supposed to do with it!? Bake a cake?!) And let me tell you — it was the Black Mirror of dicks. Like, it was sexy and cool, but also kinda scary!? Like, um, I feel like my husband is inside me but it's a NPGITD vibrating dildo replicant. CUE CREDITS. I did get off because I'm excellent at self-pleasure — if you're not, stop reading this article and go masturbate until you are, JFC!) — but I don't know how often I'll be fucking myself with my husband's disembodied penis. But maybe you'll be more into it than I am, and I have to respect that, because you're clearly a fucking boss.

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