Digital Sacraments Inspire �Blessed Bandwidth Sunday� Observances Worldwide
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Jokes-About-Adding-Wi-Fi-Password-to-List-of-Sacraments-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV waves incense over modems. Parishioners chant �Amen to Upload.� QR-coded hymnals introduced. Servers named after saints. One parishioner reports miraculous Wi-Fi in a storm. Connection declared �holy and stable.�