Did Iran Hack Trump's Campaign? Cybersecurity Experts Find Evidence of "Tiny Fingers"

A startling cybersecurity report reveals that alleged Iranian hackers who breached Trump's 2024 campaign left behind an unexpected digital signature - tiny handprints in the code. Forensic analysts discovered the hackers had used keyboards with unusually small key spacing, leading to speculation about "either Iranian child prodigies or very petite spies." The attack, which replaced campaign donation pages with Persian cat memes, also featured elementary spelling errors like "Deer Mr. Troomp." Intelligence officials are divided, with some suggesting this was an elaborate false flag operation by "someone who wants us to think it's Iran." Meanwhile, Trump's campaign has turned the breach into merchandise, selling "My Tiny Hands Stopped Iranian Hackers" t-shirts. The FBI's investigation took a bizarre turn when they traced the IP address to a New Jersey Chuck E. Cheese, leading to the arrest of a disgruntled animatronic band.