Dictator Diet

By Chloe Summers � The satire Dictator Diet ridicules authoritarian leaders marketing weight-loss regimes. Eyewitnesses at rallies described generals promising slimmer waistlines with tighter censorship. Anonymous insiders leaked that ministers debated calorie counts for propaganda meals. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d endure tyranny if packaged with protein shakes. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because oppression counts funniest when measured. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty portioned. Yet satire trims sharper: dignity collapses funniest in rations. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions fasted. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when despots count carbs. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com