Dick Syndrome

Dick Syndrome
When you stick your dick in the black pussy and you pull it out and its been fried like chicken
A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity . The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d .
The medical terminology for being hung like a horse . Also referred to as having a very large penis .
Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever
A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood . There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.
A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence .
When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
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Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers , military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards .
We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup , we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.
Someone so insecure about their manhood they have to make up for it by acting "manly" and drive a lifted Ford truck. Gets 0 pussy.
Man that guy Will Hight has a mad case of Little Dick Syndrome.
The anxiety of knowing one's penis is extremely small. It's sometimes also refer to as Micro Penis . Most men who have Little Dick Syndrome are unable to satisfy women sexually; Young girls who have never had a sexual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. Due to the size of the penis or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their sexual encounter. These men are angry. They are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. They are angry, in some cases, at the world. These men are distrustful. They do not trust that any woman would ever tell them the truth. In some cases, the penis is actually inverted ...meaning that one's penis is so small that it hides up inside the body. This occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. Some of these men take their Little Dick Syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. They like to find unknowing women via the internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. After one time of 'love making' these women usually flee, never to be heard from again. Ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their dick far enough into a woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
Angela: "Hey girl, have you heard that Adam has Little Dick Syndrome? I hear it measures in negative numbers" Ashley: "Fuck, I've seen it when he sent it in a text to my sister's phone. I was like, what the FUCK is that?! I've never seen anything like it before. Scared the hell outta me! Little Dick Syndrome doesn't even describe what I saw...it was inverted , crawling up inside him...afraid to even peek its head out!!!" Lizzy: "What makes matters worse, he's not even circumsized and it's still microscopic" Mandy: "Guess I'd hide to if I was attached to something so fucking disgusting. You know, he basically an oversized women... no penis and man boobs. He should just say fuck it and be done with himself" Gail : "HA! Either that or change his name to Joni Smashette"
One with Little Dick Syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. If your dick is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. LDS effects all walks of life aswell, not just dick size. If you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with LDS they will say she's a slut, she's dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your dick and make themselves look better. If you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by LDS they will say your on steroids and use bad form . If you drive a nicer car than someone with LDS they will say it's a peice of shit, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered . LDS sufferers love to drive big V8s to compensate for little dick sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs
-Tims a fag he's never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. - Yeah kid has Little Dick Syndrome .
This is when a male was the worst attitude towards you for putting him in his place.
male: come over female: i’ve got a man. you know this male: it’s funny how you think i care
female:wow. yikes . little dick syndrome .
inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders little dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with little dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
Little Dick Syndrome , Low performance, low self esteem , low bedroom performance, not being able to fully attraction the opposite sex. Considering theirs significant other their left or right hand. Erection no bigger then their thumb.
Damn bro , are you cold or are you just showing signs of the Little Dick Syndrome LDS

Double dick syndrome: the ugly truth about diphallia

Home » Double dick syndrome: the ugly truth about diphallia
Diphallia, penal duplication, or more simply, double dick syndrome, is a medical condition wherein the subject is born with two penises. This condition may sound like a dream for some, especially since the man known only as “ Double Dick Dude ” came out and began sharing his experiences three years ago. For most people who suffer from it, though, diphallia is more of a curse than a blessing.
According to Medical Daily , this rare condition only affects about one in 5.5 million boys. The first reference to diphallia is in a report by Johannes Jacob Wecker, a Swiss philosopher, alchemist, and physician. Wecker came across the corpse of a man with two penises in Bologna, Italy in 1609. Since that time, only around a hundred confirmed cases of diphallia have been reported.
The fact that this condition manifests so infrequently is a good thing, because it is often accompanied by serious medical complications. These complications range from the development of a malformed urethra, bladder, and/or anus to issues with the kidneys or spine. Though surgery is performed to correct these birth defects when possible, people born with diphallia often die at a young age from infections and kidney failure. Many of these complications are described in an article in the Iranian Journal of Pediatrics.
Medical experts hypothesise that diphallia can manifest between the 23rd and 25th days of gestation if the foetus is “deeply disturbed by trauma, drugs or infections.” An article in the Journal of Indian Association of Pediatric Surgeons says that diphallia can occur in three ways. The first is called “true diphallus,” which means the patient has two independent penises. The second is called “bifid phallus” or “bifid diphallus,” which means that the patient has a cleft penis. The third is called “pseudodiphallus,” which means that the patient has one normal penis and one “rudimentary” (underdeveloped) penis. The medical complications associated with diphallia can occur with any of these manifestations.
Though the famous (infamous?) Double Dick Dude apparently has two fully functioning penises and no associated congenital complications, his condition is extremely rare. In fact, he may be the only person alive for whom that is true. Diphallia is very uncommon, and in the vast majority of cases, very dangerous.
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Medically Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD on June 01, 2007
Paltry-Penis Perception Plagues Many Normal Men
June 1, 2007 - Eighty-five percent of women are pleased with their partner's penis proportions -- yet many normal men suffer "small- penis syndrome," urologists report.
Small-penis syndrome is the anxiety of thinking one's penis is too small -- even though it isn't. It's a totally different condition from having a truly tiny tinkler, a condition known by the cold, clinical name of micropenis.
Urologists Kevan R. Wylie of Royal Hallemshire Hospital and Ian Eardley of St. James Hospital in Leeds, England, review the literature on penis size in the June issue of the urology journal BJU International . They urge doctors not to laugh away these very real worries over an imaginary defect.
"It is very common for men to worry about the size of their penis," Wylie says in a news release. "It is important that these concerns aren't dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties."
Wylie and Eardley note that studies of penis size are remarkably consistent. The average erect penis is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference at midshaft.
A truly diminutive dangler -- a micropenis -- is less than 2.75 inches long when erect, Wylie and Eardley calculate.
Few men suffer this condition. Yet 45% of men want a bigger penis, the researchers find. No wonder the Internet is rife with offers of "miraculous" penis-lengthening schemes.
There is slight evidence that some of them, such as the Phallosan extender system and the Penistretcher device, may result in slightly lengthening the stretched length of a flaccid penis. But Wylie and Eardley note that there is far too little peer-reviewed research to know whether these devices -- or others like them -- offer any real benefit.
Similarly, the researchers note that plastic surgeons have been touting their ability to make a man's flaccid or erect penis larger. Again, they note, these techniques are unproven except for cases of true deformity. And they warn that serious complications may ensue.
Wylie and Eardley recommend that urologists take men's concerns seriously. If education and counseling doesn't do the trick, they advise psychotherapy for men whose obsession over penis size is interfering with their lives.
SOURCES: Wylie, K.R. and Eardley, I. BJU International , June 2007;
vol 99: pp. 1449-1455. News release, BJU International .
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