Dick Swap
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Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of s... MoreKeith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery. Less
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Applebee's and dick-swapping, just not in that order. ...more
It took me a year to read this. It's an interesting read that most will dismiss as pure trash, but underneath the text, buried beneath many subtle layers of social commentary, is a story that defines a generation - the Applebee's generation. The story begins with a man eatin ...more
It took a lot of courage to write this. Andy Boring is a brave author. I stood up and saluted the flag after reading it. I also had a terrible headache the whole time. I still do. I wish I had half the courage he has. I'll try and be braver. ...more
Trading dicks for a night out. Applebee's and khakis, of course. ...more
A solid read while drinking beer in the bathtub
I wanted to read something light while I drank beer in the bathtub, and this sounded good. It was free on Amazon, too. You might remember Andy Boring as the guy who wanted to Fill The Grand Canyon And Live Forever. I actually di ...more
What the f@#k did I just read? 😶
I rarely ever give something one star, but this deserves even than that! 😑 If you've read the blurb, it only gets worse from there, and I mean the writing. It reads like a grade school English assignment, with protagonists not much smarter tha ...more
A touching story on love and grief and deception and addiction. There’s more to the story than detachable penis.
The most transphobic Applebee's ad. ...more
Dick Swap was painfully short and read as though it needed just one extra pass. Such shortcomings would normally be grounds for a 1- or 2-star review but the subject matter and premise were so hilariously absurd that it earned another back. Then the parts that did work earne ...more
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To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
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A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.
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