Dick Shaking

Dick Shaking
Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick
by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022
A- Yo man I didn't come here just to shake dicks
B- What's going on?
A- I know what happen nigga!
Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward *can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
by BruhmiumMomentos October 4, 2019
Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred .
Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.
A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit , or can be accomplished with ease. The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss .
Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.
Q: What are you trying to do tonight? A: Im trying to go to the club and shake some dick on some hoes .
by ShakingDickmaster December 2, 2010
When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract .
Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake .
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward *can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
by BruhmiumMomentos October 4, 2019
A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit , or can be accomplished with ease. The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss .
Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.

Finally! Been waiting all week for this ruling to come down. Here I am watching Big Ev dick wiggle all over on the Internet and Erika's podcast. I'm watching TikTok's to find stuff to blog. Finally, now I get to head to MLT's and work on these moves. By that I mean I will sit in a chair and drink my beer while talking to friends. Maybe nod my head and shake my foot if I hear some Sister Hazel or Hootie or Lit.
I'll tell you what though. This is what I want to hear. It's fucking gorgeous out in Cincinnati lately. With bars and stuff opening back up there has been nothing better than sitting outside and having a beer. It's a top-1 feeling until that happens with sports on too. But now that you can dance at bars AND weddings? Game changer.
And trust Clem and myself here - don't miss Shout. Don't you dare miss Shout at your wedding:
Still can't get over Clem's massive suit.
Slowly but surely let's get back to normal. I'm talking terrible dancing to a live cover band. I want it to be 1am and hearing some 90s music. I can't imagine what the first true night out is going to be like. I'm assuming it will be more packed than New Year's Eve.
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10 Habits That Are Hurting Your Penis
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Since your penis is such an integral part of your manhood (it is your manhood), you’d think you’d be treating it right.
But, you may have some seemingly-unrelated bad habits that are causing some serious harm. To make sure you’re not doing any permanent damage—or inducing any short-term holdups—take a look at these 10 habits that are hurting your penis—and stop ’em today.
Men who exercise more have better erectile and sexual function, according to research from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
In the study, nearly 300 men self-reported their activity levels, which researchers categorized as sedentary, mildly active, moderately active or highly active. The participants also self-reported the quality and extent of their sexual function, including their ability to have erections, orgasm and the quality and frequency of their erections.
The results—published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine —showed that men who reported more frequent exercise (about 18 metabolic equivalents or METS per week; or the equivalent of 2 hours of strenuous exercise like running or swimming; 3.5 hours of moderate exercise; or 6 hours of light exercise) had higher sexual function scores. Conversely, men who exercised less reported lower levels of sexual function. Here’s some added motivation to complete those muscle-ups.
Nix the nicotine. A British Journal of Urology study of 65 men enrolled in an 8-week “quit program” were brought in for erectile testing before the quit date, halfway through the program, and one month after the program’s conclusion.
Twenty percent of the participants confessed to having erectile dysfunction and, by the end, 75 percent of these men who stayed nicotine-free had wider, firmer erections and reached maximum sexual arousal, effectively diminishing their erectile dysfunction.
Likewise, a 2014 study from the University of Sheffield analyzed sperm samples of 1,970 men. The researchers found that less than 4% of the 318 cannabis-users’ sperm were the correct size and shape. Poorly developed sperm are less likely to make their way to fertilize a woman’s egg—keep that in mind, Smokey.
How’s this for a win-win: The more sex you have, the less likely you are to suffer erectile dysfunction, according to a 2008 study published in The American Journal of Medicine.
Researchers analyzed 989 men aged 55-75 over a five-year span. Men who reported having sex less than once per week had double the incidence of erectile dysfunction (79 cases of ED per 1,000) as men who have sex once a week (32 cases of ED per 1,000). But if you really want to help yourself out, shoot for 3 times per week (ED drops to just 16 cases per 1,000).
Scientists actually proved the greatest line from The 40-Year Old Virgin : If you don’t use it, you lose it.
According to a University of Michigan study, men who get an insufficient amount of sleep will experience a lower level of desire the next day and a lesser ability to reproduce (apparently your swimmers are sleepy, too) among other symptoms like poor concentration, fatigue, and weakened bone density and muscle mass, the Daily Mail reports .
A 2011 study from the University of Chicago even found that men who get less than five hours of sleep a night for a week or longer suffer significantly lower testosterone levels than those who get about 7-9 hours of shuteye. Your hormone levels can drop to that of someone 15 years older. How’s that for a reason to jump in to bed before midnight?
A 2008 Texas A&M University study found an ingredient in watermelon called citrulline-arginine helps relax blood vessels by boosting nitric oxide in the same manner as Viagra—effectively treating erectile dysfunction and maybe even preventing it.
In short, junk food is bad for your junk. A 2011 Harvard study found that men who indulge in processed foods high in trans fats (cookies, cakes, chocolate, chips, and fried and processed foods) had poorer-quality sperm than those who followed a healthy diet (whole grains, vegetables, and fish). Clean up your diet with these substitutions.
Men who watch more than 20 hours of TV weekly have a 44% lower sperm count than those who watched almost no TV, according to a 2010 study from the University of Rochester. The researchers found that healthy men who were sedentary, as measured by their television viewing habits, had poorer sperm quality because of their lack of physical activity.
According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), your sunscreen can help prevent your risk of skin cancer, but up your odds of suffering from infertility. Certain chemicals—UV filters BP-2 or 4OH-BP—which protect against UV rays, may reduce a man’s ability to reproduce by up to 30%. But don’t use this as an excuse to quit sunscreen: The NIH says men worried about fertility should definitely still lather on the ‘screen before going outside, but can do other things to minimize exposure to these harmful chemicals, such as showering or washing it off once you’re back inside.
Researchers from the Journal of Periodontology found gum disease is 7x more common in men with erectile dysfunction. Bacteria in your gum tissue can travel through your body, inducing inflammation and damaging the blood vessels in your penis, according to the 2012 study . You’ll wish bad breath was the only side effect of your lazy dental hygiene.
A team of researchers from the University of Texas Health Science Center found that 42% of men who drink between 2 to 3 cups of coffee per day (85 to 170mg) were less likely to report instances of erectile dysfunction. The study proved that caffeine helps relax arteries and the smooth muscle within the penis, which helps increase blood flow.

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