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*First Published: Oct 7, 2013, 10:23 am CDT
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Posted on Oct 7, 2013 Updated on Jun 1, 2021, 4:51 am CDT

During Anthony Weiner’s recent new side career as a world-famous sexter, many obvious questions have already been asked. For example: “Carlos Danger,” really? And why didn’t he use Snapchat?

But has anyone stopped to wonder about the artistic quality of those infamous crotch selfies? To the connoisseur, a bird’s-eye view of someone’s tented gray underwear may not measure up in terms of pure finesse or style.

Luckily, Critique My Dick Pic is here to help.

This Tumblr blog has one purpose: to improve the overall quality of groin photography. Also, it gives every sign of being 100 percent genuine. As the dick-pic critic explains in the bio :

send me your dick pics, & i’ll critique them with love.

‘with love’ is an important addendum. i’m never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i’m not about that life. i will, however, be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i’m trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull.

Basically, it’s a selfless quest to bring variety and life to a currently underrepresented genre of erotic art. For obvious reasons we won’t be reposting any of the pictures here, but this is the kind of review you can expect to receive if you volunteer for the Critique My Dick Pic service:

this is a fun dick pic! it’s got a nice amount of movement to it & i like the playful, “hey, look at this” lifting of your shirt. i imagine that outside the frame of this pic is your face with a shit-kicking grin on it, & i can feel that in your dick pic. i saved this picture as dick pic shawing.jpg on my computer & that’s what i think whenever i look at it: sha-wing!

That dick pic got a B+ grade, by the way.

The Tumblr also answers anonymous questions, if you’re too nervous to send in a dick pic of your own. So in general terms, we’ve already learned that bathrooms and bedrooms are both good locations for genital portraiture, but not if you have an unsightly pile of dirty laundry in the background .

Thanks, Critique My Dick Pic. You’re making the world a better place.
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw is a staff writer at the Daily Dot, covering geek culture and fandom. Specializing in sci-fi movies and superheroes, she also appears as a film and TV critic on BBC radio. Elsewhere, she co-hosts the pop culture podcast Overinvested. Follow her on Twitter: @Hello_Tailor
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*First Published: Oct 7, 2013, 10:23 am CDT
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Posted on Oct 7, 2013 Updated on Jun 1, 2021, 4:51 am CDT

During Anthony Weiner’s recent new side career as a world-famous sexter, many obvious questions have already been asked. For example: “Carlos Danger,” really? And why didn’t he use Snapchat?

But has anyone stopped to wonder about the artistic quality of those infamous crotch selfies? To the connoisseur, a bird’s-eye view of someone’s tented gray underwear may not measure up in terms of pure finesse or style.

Luckily, Critique My Dick Pic is here to help.

This Tumblr blog has one purpose: to improve the overall quality of groin photography. Also, it gives every sign of being 100 percent genuine. As the dick-pic critic explains in the bio :

send me your dick pics, & i’ll critique them with love.

‘with love’ is an important addendum. i’m never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i’m not about that life. i will, however, be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i’m trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull.

Basically, it’s a selfless quest to bring variety and life to a currently underrepresented genre of erotic art. For obvious reasons we won’t be reposting any of the pictures here, but this is the kind of review you can expect to receive if you volunteer for the Critique My Dick Pic service:

this is a fun dick pic! it’s got a nice amount of movement to it & i like the playful, “hey, look at this” lifting of your shirt. i imagine that outside the frame of this pic is your face with a shit-kicking grin on it, & i can feel that in your dick pic. i saved this picture as dick pic shawing.jpg on my computer & that’s what i think whenever i look at it: sha-wing!

That dick pic got a B+ grade, by the way.

The Tumblr also answers anonymous questions, if you’re too nervous to send in a dick pic of your own. So in general terms, we’ve already learned that bathrooms and bedrooms are both good locations for genital portraiture, but not if you have an unsightly pile of dirty laundry in the background .

Thanks, Critique My Dick Pic. You’re making the world a better place.
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw is a staff writer at the Daily Dot, covering geek culture and fandom. Specializing in sci-fi movies and superheroes, she also appears as a film and TV critic on BBC radio. Elsewhere, she co-hosts the pop culture podcast Overinvested. Follow her on Twitter: @Hello_Tailor
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‘That’s why I always say no’: Worker calls out big box retailers for always asking workers to stay late but refusing to pay overtime, sparking debate
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It’s getting hot outside, and your Instagram feed is about to follow suit. By now, we’re sure you’re experiencing an onslaught of vacation shots, picnics in the park, and sunglass selfies, so why not treat yourself to a little man-candy to cut through the minutia really interesting photos your friends post?
Okay, enough talking: Read on for 21 ridiculously hot male models taking the kinds of selfless we’re actually interested in.

1. Drew Hudson
This 23-year-old was discovered in a nightclub in L.A. and recently shot with famed photographer Bruce Weber .
2. Lee Kholafai
A football player turned model turned actor, Lee recently finished shooting a starring role in the film “Glass Jaw.”
3. Caio Cesar
This Brazilian import recently landed a campaign with Chopard Mille Miglia Worldwide. He’s also very impressive on a slackline.
4. Ricardo Baldin
Another Brazilian, Ricardo uses MMA training to stay in shape.
5. Rodiney Santiago
Best known for starring in LogoTV’s reality show “The A List New York,” we got to watch Rodiney make his entry into the tough world of New York City modeling and fashion.
6. Jeff Thomas
Originally from Texas, Jeff now travels the world and recently walked in the DSQUARED fashion show at Life Ball 2014 in Vienna.
7. Thierry Pepin
Between his awesome tattoos, IDGAF attitude, and disinterest in clothing, Thierry is great person follow on Instagram.
8. Tomas Skoloudik
Originally from the Czech Republic, Tomas has worked with brands like Gucci, Emporio Armani, and Dolce & Gabbana.
9. Saville Dorfman
South African model, Saville Dorfman moved to the US when renowned photographer Bruce Weber found him on Instagram, who enlisted him to do a shoot for CR Fashion Book cover and spread “Love Washes Over All.”
10. Borja Navarro
Borja is a huge family man. Wouldn’t you love to just take him home to mom?
11. Julian Gabriel
This Florida babe recently graduated Law School. Beauty and brains!
12. Garrett Neff
Originally discovered in 2005 at an airport, Garrett was listed at No. 5 in Forbes list of most successful male models in 2009
13. Barrett Pall
Barrett got his first big break modeling with photographer Tony Duran. He also teaches classes at Barry’s Bootcamp in NYC.
14. Rob Evans
A hugely successful model, Rob Evans now stars as a judge on “America’s Next Top Model.”
15. Ryan Greasley
A real life Johnny Bravo, follow Ryan to watch him carve carbon into diamonds on his abs.
16. Daniel Garofali
Daniel was dubbed “the world’s first social media supermodel” for his viral push into the spotlight of the modeling world.
17. Simon Sherry-Wood
Simon first found fame on MTV’s “The Real World: Paris.” Now with a successful modeling career, he also stars on RuPaul’s Drag Race as one of the Pit Crew boys.
18. Colin Ryan
Colin has recently worked with Calvin Klein and Versace.
19. Max Emerson
Max runs a fun Instagram account where he travels the world and poses shirtless with a whiteboard bearing a witty saying or question.
20. Patrick Frost
In addition to modeling, Patrick is a Barry’s Bootcamp Master Instructor and a celebrity trainer.
21. Amadeo Leandro
This hottie’s a Brazilian model and actor living in Mexico.

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It’s getting hot outside, and your Instagram feed is about to follow suit. By now, we’re sure you’re experiencing an onslaught of vacation shots, picnics in the park, and sunglass selfies, so why not treat yourself to a little man-candy to cut through the minutia really interesting photos your friends post?
Okay, enough talking: Read on for 21 ridiculously hot male models taking the kinds of selfless we’re actually interested in.

1. Drew Hudson
This 23-year-old was discovered in a nightclub in L.A. and recently shot with famed photographer Bruce Weber .
2. Lee Kholafai
A football player turned model turned actor, Lee recently finished shooting a starring role in the film “Glass Jaw.”
3. Caio Cesar
This Brazilian import recently landed a campaign with Chopard Mille Miglia Worldwide. He’s also very impressive on a slackline.
4. Ricardo Baldin
Another Brazilian, Ricardo uses MMA training to stay in shape.
5. Rodiney Santiago
Best known for starring in LogoTV’s reality show “The A List New York,” we got to watch Rodiney make his entry into the tough world of New York City modeling and fashion.
6. Jeff Thomas
Originally from Texas, Jeff now travels the world and recently walked in the DSQUARED fashion show at Life Ball 2014 in Vienna.
7. Thierry Pepin
Between his awesome tattoos, IDGAF attitude, and disinterest in clothing, Thierry is great person follow on Instagram.
8. Tomas Skoloudik
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