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Self-photographing is an art, particularly when it applies to your genitals. Given considerable room for personal taste in visual stimuli, I'm gonna go ahead and say that genitals, who matter whose, are not the...prettiest parts of a person's body. With that in mind, we have to applaud the people who choose to lay their ugly vulnerability bare via text or Snapchat. It's hard to make a dick pic look anything less than awkward and unappealing, so hey, kudos to you guys for trying to make it work. In the spirit of making dick pics work, one woman has decided to share the time-tested methodology behind the go-to selfie preferred by the sexually minded male in a series of Snapchats titled, “How to take dick pics: A guide by Reece.” Because sexting can be tricky, and there’s certainly more than one way to capture your phavorite phallic phriend.
I, like most people, have something of a tortured relationship with dick pics. I had to delete Snapchat after receiving an influx of what I began referring to as “DickSnaps” from men with whom I no longer have regular correspondence (or sex), an experienced shared by other women I’ve discussed this unsavory occurrence with. But the hilarity behind dick pics is so ingrained in our tech-driven millennial culture that even the Bro Bible reported Reece’s parody, along with additional helpful tips like “ manscaping so your donger seems to stand out like the Washington Monument,” and not to be “so erect as to look menacing and scary, be plump enough to impress.” Duly noted.
Reece can appreciate the importance of angle, lighting, and setting. Using her finger to illustrate her expertise in penis pics, she provides a useful manual in six easy-to-follow visual demonstrations.
Not preferable, but I guess it's certainly dependent on your junk's best angle, ya know, aesthetically.
Note how it makes the penis appear shorter in length.
As Elite Daily notes: "I don’t know what happened to Technique Four . We probably shouldn’t talk about it."
Again, not preferable. But, at this point, what even is?
Many thanks for your services, Reece.
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We at Select All love to hear about the weird and wild ways that teenagers and young people are putting social media to use. What habits and customs are the native inhabitants of the digital world adopting? What new cultural products are they creating? What is the status of the dick pic in 2017? So, naturally, I was fascinated to hear this from a friend: “My brother told me a trick teen boys do in their sexts. They use the Snapchat cut-out tool on their dicks, and paste it on top to make their dicks look bigger.”
Snapchat’s scissor tool, which has been available since December, allows you to cut out portions of an image from a photo to create paste-able stickers . It’s good for plastering a photo of your face with tinier pictures of your face (you can make the stickers as large or as small as you like) to create whimsical, slightly narcissistic mosaics. I hadn’t thought much about using it after the initial novelty wore off … that is, I hadn’t thought much about it until my friend texted me.
My friend’s brother, a high schooler whose identity will remain a secret to protect the innocent, swears he has never done this himself, but he knows people who have. Okay? Okay. But a cursory search of Twitter appeared to reveal that others have:
Still, I had several questions. How large can one enhance a dick pic via Snapchat before it becomes painfully obvious? Do people actually fall for that? What happens if someone actually does fall for that, only to later discover they were led astray by a Snapchat, well, tool.
“He showed me how it worked and how they do it, but with my face,” my friend explained. “I literally never knew what this tool was until tonight. Teens are fucking wild!” The more I thought about it, the more sense this technique made. Snaps, at the longest, last for ten seconds. That’s hardly enough time to fully register everything going on in a given image. Particularly if you’re really feeling said image.
So you could consider this the digital dick equivalent of a particularly aggressive push-up bra. And honestly, beyond the whole nudity thing, using the scissor tool to enlarge your genitalia doesn’t feel that much different from using any number of the existing Snapchat filters, which smooth your skin, thin your face, or make you look like a very hot puppy .
However, one teen does not a trend make. I set off to find any other young dick-pic sender (or recipient) who might shed some light on this maneuver.
Sadly, upon speaking to a number of young people, it seems the dick-pic-enhancement hack is more of an urban legend than a genuine practice. “I’ve heard of [people doing] it, but only as a joke,” a male college student said. “Lmao, nah, I’ve never heard of that,” another student told me. “I wouldn’t put it past some of the guys in my grade to do that,” a different man added. “I mean, it’s honestly pretty clever, not gonna lie. Stuff like that [sexting], in general, while using Snapchat, is pretty common.” Still, this could catch on, you never know. “My friend [name redacted] is 100 percent gonna start doing this now that I asked him about it,” one source said after texting their GroupMe chat to discuss the dick-pic maneuver. “Thanks for that.”
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There are people out there who somehow don't appreciate the delicate art of photographing your junk, which is probably because a lot of people don't think too highly of grainy, poorly lit and all too often unsolicited shots of penises.
I'm sure there's an artist with a neck tattoo sitting in a loft in Queens making a dick pic out of bunch of smaller dick pics, but I doubt that crowning achievement in irony would do much to legitimize an admittedly overdone practice.
However, if you insist on sending someone a picture of your genitals, you should at least know the dos and don'ts -- if you skipped that day in health class, one girl was kind enough to put together a tutorial on Snapchat (naturally).
Before you ask: I don't know what happened to Technique Four. We probably shouldn't talk about it.
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If you’re new to Snapchat, you must first download the Snapchat app. Then, you can directly link to the “Add Friend” page. Some Snapchat accounts may have an approval process that requires a brief waiting period.
Once you’re added, you can see the “free” content like nude photos, nude “stories” (which are only up for a limited time) and perhaps other free features.
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