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Dick, dick, dick. Few, if any, other words in the English language have the privilege of common usage as a name, a synonym for penis, and a great way of describing a jerk. So, how the hell did that happen? And more specifically, how did "Dick" become short for the name Richard? A recent video from the folks at Today I Found Out helps explain how dick rose to such prominence.
Turns out, calling someone Dick instead of Richard is a somewhat recent evolution of the nicknames Rich and Rick, both of which we also use instead of Richard to this day. As the video's host explains, it's sort of like one of those "knee bone connected to the thy bone" progressions. In the days of writing everything by hand, Rich and Rick emerged as common nicknames for Richard, and apparently, people also used to like to come up with nicknames that rhyme. This gave rise to nicknames like Dick and Hick around the early Thirteenth Century, but unlike Hick, Dick continues to stick around today.
Of course, Dick isn't the only nickname to emerge from a similar rhyme-based progression. For example, have you ever wondered by people named Robert are often called Bob? Here are a few examples, per the video:
Richard -> Rich -> Dick
Robert -> Rob -> Bob
William -> Will -> Bill
Mind blown yet? Be sure to watch the video for the full Dick story.
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Celebrities That Are Confirmed To Have Good Dick

Let’s be clear: it’s highly unlikely that the majority of us will ever experience sex with a celebrity. Cool, ok, whatever, but a girl can dream! And while we are dreaming, why not (for those who do lust after peen of course) conjure up visions of guys we already know are good in the sack?
Here, we round up a cast of names we know are packing “good dick” — it is important to note that for exclusively for the purposes of this story, big dick equals good dick. We are aware this is not always true in reality. And yes, we will definitely be updating as more people spill the tea (or nudes).
Much has been written about Hamm's hammer. And if you haven't read anything on it, since the Mad Men lead prefers to go commando, catching a peep of his undercarriage isn't that difficult.
While chatter about his genitalia sent the term "big dick energy" from niche to mainstream internet phenom , in her blockbuster music video "thank u, next," Ariana Grande confirmed the actual big dick status of Pete's peter.
When a now deleted-Instagram post claimed that "No man has all five: Good dick game, empathy, a height above 5' 9, no hoes, common sense," Miley Cyrus begged to differ. "Mine does! Don't give up!" she wrote, referring to Liam Hemsworth. It's not fair to brag if you're not showing, Miley.
Generally when someone writes an Instagram caption over 80 characters, it’s an immediate eye roll. But the game has long used his to write erotic novellas, in such vivid detail, that we have no doubt he can put it all into action.
If you haven’t seen the film Shame , which showed Fassbender swinging an actual log as he got up from bed, what exactly where you doing in 2011?
Back in the early aughts, a scene from A Home at the End of the World was left on the cutting room floor after a few test screenings. The reason? Footage of the Irishman’s member was apparently too much. Too much for whom?!
There are a lot of things to love about Idris Elba but that moment when he went on Twitter to tell us he gets a boner every time he smiles while wearing a tux … you guys!
Snapchat has become a bit of a “No Man’s Land,” but back in 2016 during its heyday, “Let It Burn” singer Usher dropped a fire nude, that he censored in a half-assed way. We are not complaining.
His dick thump was heard round the interwebs and now we wouldn’t mind if we experienced it IRL.

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Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Regardless of your views on a guy’s Richard Picture, it is undeniable that there are only so many different ways to take a picture of your junk. Amateur cultural anthropologist (also known as "some girl on Snapchat") Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. I’ll add my commentary as we go. Let’s begin, shall we?
The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough (RIP) seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb. It’s just a fact that guys are terrible at making sexy faces, particularly while stretching their arms to hold a camera below their dicks. That’s basic science.
Depending on whom you ask, The Side Profile is either a classic of the genre or the lazy man’s dick pic. The plus side is you’re keeping it simple and focusing just on the dick. The downside is dicks are often not the most photogenic things. Sometimes putting something else in the frame is actually a good thing.
The Bird’s Eye View is the Wes Anderson shot of phallic photos. It presents your buddy in a new and interesting light. This raises the question of whether dicks need "new and interesting lights" in which to be presented. It’s a debate that will rage on in this country for decades to come until it tears us apart and we’re fighting brother against brother for America’s soul once more.
Technique 5: The Straight On (Reece skipped Technique 4! She’s a rebel! She looks at Math dead in the eyes and says, "Fuck you, Math.")
The Straight On, like The Side Profile is a lazy man’s choice. That doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s the wrong choice. It’s the default option for dick pics. Don’t have time to Emmanuel Lubezki your dick pic set up? This is your best bet. Word of warning: this works best if you’re working with something impressive downstairs, because this technique is just going to show it as it is. Not a lot of room for puffery with The Straight On.
Technique 6: The Let Me Grab My Sack
The Let Me Grab My Sack is all puffery. It’s smoke and mirrors in dick-form. You’re not fooling anyone. Everyone knows that’s not what your dick actually looks like, so stop squeezing it to increase your stats. This technique is false advertising and as such should be avoided at all costs.
The Counter Flop is great in that it gives full context to your stuff, but it’s also a winner because it’s somewhat whimsical. It says, "Hey, I don’t take myself too seriously. Would a guy who takes himself too seriously just leave his dick sitting on this here counter? I think not." That’s a good look on a guy.
Conclusion: Reece provided an accurate list of the different types of dick pics, but remember the most important thing about sending pictures of your penis: It’s only fun if the other person explicitly expresses a desire to see your penis. If they don’t, keep it to yourself. And that’s one to grow on.
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