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This list of celebulge is something you shouldn’t miss. We all know something about Jon Hamms bulge , and to be fair with other celebrities, he is not ranked on the list. All bugles in this list are ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Jon Hamms. I am sure you would like to check this out.
And feel free to larger the pictures for better academic comparison purposes. 🙂
Bulge Rating: 1½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 1½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
14.The Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield)
Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 3½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 3½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
Bulge Rating: 4½ out of 5 Jon Hamms
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*First Published: Aug 3, 2016, 2:52 pm CDT

Posted on Aug 3, 2016 Updated on May 26, 2021, 8:24 am CDT
Every now and then, the internet treats us to a tale of such profoundly inexplicable behavior that we begin to suspect we’ve slipped into an alternate dimension. Or that life is an elaborate—but glitchy—simulation.
How else can we hope to understand someone like the guy who thought toilet seats were just for women and always sat directly on the rim to poop ? And how else are we to cope with the fact that redditor WaywardChronicler went to r/malefashionadvice with a question about the embarrassing bulge in his jeans only to realize he was the problem?
Your whole world is in question? What about ours?! Now we have to walk around knowing that like one guy in a million is specifically angling his dick straight up so it’s “pointing toward [his] head”? What the fuck, man?
“Is downwards facing actually the natural direction?” My dude, have you ever been naked? Had a health or biology class? I’ll be honest: I tried the flipped-up dick orientation just now and couldn’t even walk around my apartment without wincing and limping. God have mercy on you.
But, to your credit, you finally figured it out. Things are gonna be different from here on out. Hikes will feel better. The underside of your shaft won’t chafe as much. And all those irritating pants bulges will magically vanish.
Welcome to the future, WaywardChronicler. Your wayward days are over.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'
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These peens deserve the gold! Consider this just the beginning of this summer's Olympic bulge coverage here at Cosmo , and please let us know if we've missed anything major happening in an athlete's pants.
Daniel Noonan, James Mcrae, Karsten Forsterling, and Christopher Morgan at the London 2012 Olympics.
Scott Gault, Charles Cole, Henrik Rummel, and Glenn Ochal at the London 2012 Olympics. Rummel's bulge was ~the~ phallus story to come out of the London Games.
At the Team U.S.A. 2016 Olympic swimming trials.
In perfect synchronicity at the London 2012 Olympics.
At the 2016 Team USA Olympic trials.
At the 2016 Olympic gymnastics trials.
At the 2016 Team USA Olympic trials.
At the 2016 Team USA Olympic trials.
Bonus: At the 2016 Secret U.S. Classic and Men's P&G Gymnastics Championships, which is not the Olympics but are you going to complain, seriously?!
These peens deserve the gold! Consider this just the beginning of this summer's Olympic bulge coverage here at Cosmo , and please let us know if we've missed anything major happening in an athlete's pants.
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