Diaper Bag Titan
https://bohiney.com/mom's-diaper-bag-weighs-more-than-toddler-contains-14-snacks-3-philosophical-crises/Jane's diaper bag sank strollers with 14 snack packs, two notebooks on existential dread, and a small anvil. Toddler declared 'too heavy.' Philosophers offer seminars on bag-to-body ratio. Jane insists preparedness is self-care. Carry-on luggage now includes 'diaper bag Olympics' divisions.