Diamond Doggess - Extended Bio

Diamond Doggess - Extended Bio

Diamond Doggess

Hello and welcome to Diamond Doggess' Extended Bio!

Last updated: 2020-01-08

Current availability: MODERATE

I am working at my day job on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Table of contents

Some stuff to know about me

  • I'm a professional remote-play dominatrix. Dominatrix means I dominate and control people, sexually or otherwise. Remote-play means I control people from the comfort of their own home, by various means such as remote control, account takeover, blackmail play, and so forth. I only play consensually and there is always a safeword. Professional means it's my job, not just my hobby.
  • I'm a furry. A dog to be precise.
  • I'm 34 (as of December 2019).
  • I'm female. Yes, there are women on the Internet, and in the fandom. Misgendering me or calling me a "guy" or a "dude" is not funny and will result in you getting blocked. I similarly do not respond to questions directed at "you guys".
  • I live in the UK. Not that it matters much, because:
  • I'm misanthropic. While I accept that some individual people are good people, experience has taught me that most people are not. I hate being around other people in the flesh, and will actively avoid this any time I have the opportunity. I'm not even slightly interested in meeting people.
  • I'm diplegic. Like my fursona, my legs don't work. You know what I can't stand - literally.
  • I don't go to conventions, expos, furmeets, or other gatherings. Being surrounded by other people, without any hope of escape or space for myself, sounds like hell to me. Also, I don't drink, so there is very little to attract me to one.
  • I don't do pictures. Ask for pictures and you're likely to get blocked. In any case, what I look like is irrelevant, because you're never going to meet me.
  • I give what I get. Effort-wise, that is. "Hi there! How are you? I was wondering if you'd have a while to talk to me about X?" will get a full answer, and more than likely a conversation. "hru" will get "ku"; and then you'll get trolled with one-word answers until you stop being entertaining.
  • I don't do Real Life meet-ups. Evidently this was unclear from the above, so I'm repeating it as its own point. Fortunately for you, you will never meet me.
  • My cycle is rather regular. It has never been shorter than 26 or longer than 27 days. My last flow ended on 2019-12-05. If I'm a little snippy with you during my flow, don't take it personally.
    Possible next cycle dates: 28 December-1 January, 23-28 January
  • I am a formal, protocol-positive domme. I like acts of respect from my subs. I react variably to playfulness. I react poorly to brats. I consider this to be my own failing, brats are perfectly valid, and their submission no less so. It is I who react poorly to them.

Testimonials

If you would like to anonymously add a quotation to this section, please PM me. I publish all relevant testimonials I receive, unfiltered, in the order I receive them.

  • "You are a total bitch and I hope you die in a fire"
  • "Go boil your head, Feminazi"
  • "No, I will not give you a quote to put in your bio"
  • "10 out of 10 subs recommend this domme (sample size: 1)"
  • "What the fuck did I get myself into"
  • "My good friend Diamond.  Pray you never meet her."
  • "Watching you at work is like a master-class (mistress class?) in applied psychology."
  • "You're quite likeable yourself~"

Frequently asked questions

  • Will you be at Confuzzled?
    I have... certain issues with that particular organisation which I shall not go into here because of drama. Let's just say that, even if I wasn't asocial (which I am), and even if I didn't feel strongly negative about cons in general (which I do), that particular event would not make it onto my list.
  • Do you really publish all testimonials you receive?
    Yes, I really do, as long as they relate to me, and even if they are strongly negative. The only ones I don't publish are ones which are off-topic or which identify some other person. And if you don't believe me, send me one, make it clear it's a testimonial, and see what happens!

My fursona

  • Name: Diamond
  • Age: 34
  • Species: Bitch
  • Pronouns: she / her / that bitch
  • Sexuality: asexual-ish
  • Height: 6' 4"
  • Bust Size: 36C
  • Paws: 4 (2 hand, 2 foot)
  • Functional paws: 2 (2 hand, 0 foot)

Diamond is a 34 year old dog who gives her species as "bitch". She has thick shaggy brown fur, not needing to wear clothes, her fur covers everything that needs covering. She is diplegic (her legs don't work) and is normally found in her powerchair, a jet black and chrome construction which looks somewhat like a slender armchair on wheels, with a joystick on the left arm for her to control her movement. As a result, she normally exudes an air of confidence and dominance, though she never takes herself particularly seriously.

No art, sadly. I'm working on changing that.

My motto

  • You will give me what I want. I will give you what you need.

New bookings

  • You are welcome to contact me for new bookings.
  • The services I offer are remote play with optional control, and are tailored to the needs of the individual.
  • My hard limits are: no pictures or videos of me, no private information which may reveal my identity, and safewords are mandatory - because I only play with consent, and if that consent cannot be withdrawn, it is meaningless.
  • My rates vary depending on how much of my attention you will take up. Tasks are cheap. Short sessions start at £30. Full-on sessions requiring my undivided attention can be as high as £90 per hour, depending on length. Please contact me to discuss.

Pet vacancies

  • I am not taking on new pets at present. I am, however, open for professional bookings.
  • I have a pet consideration form for people who find this easier than going through a conversation. But, if I don't know you, I won't recognise your name, and your details will be deleted. So please, make contact with me first, chat to me. I don't bite. Much.

Trophies

One of the most fun things to do in account play is trophies: with someone's consent, deleting their account, destroying all their chats, and replacing their account with a message.

If you want to give me money

  • Amazon.co.uk gift vouchers are the way to do it. You do not need an account specifically with Amazon UK, if you've signed up for your local Amazon site, use that account to log in. However, I can't use gift vouchers bought from your local site, you have to buy them from the UK site.
  • Click the link above, enter the amount in the box, select "Share via messaging", then choose "Buy Now".
  • After you pay, you'll get two e-mails: the first is just to confirm your order, the second contains a claim link that looks something like https://www.amazon.co.uk/g/12AB34CD56EF78?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B012345678. Send me that link through Telegram.
  • Alternatively, instead of "Share via messaging", you can select "Email" and enter the address diamonddoggess@gmail.com. Please do not use this address for regular messages as it is heavily filtered.

Me, elsewhere on the web

  • I am not on Twitter, Mastodon, Facebook, MySpace, FriendFace, FaceParty, FetLife, or that Google one nobody uses. The only place you will find me is Telegram. Very occasionally, I visit EmlaLock.
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