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Can you remember back to the first time you saw an erect penis?
Probably not – and we don’t blame you, it’s probably not something you’d really feel the need to remember.
But lots of girls do and they’re talking about it over on a Reddit thread after someone asked the question: ‘ Girls, what did you think when you saw an erect penis for the first time? ’
Oh, and if you hadn’t guessed already, this article is incredibly NSFW.
1. ‘I was confused because the typical penis boys draw is very misleading. Before, I always thought that the balls were in two separate sacks. Very confusing indeed.’
2. ‘Before I saw one I’d assumed a penis became erect still pointing down. I’d never seen any porn or anything and yeah, i figured sex would be a logistical nightmare. In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like “ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!”‘
3. ‘I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger.’
4. ‘How is that going to fit inside me?!’
5. ‘When I was 18, I walked in on my roommate’s naked boyfriend. When I saw that tiny thing sticking out, I thought ‘Is that IT!?”
6. ‘HE HAS A BONER! Wow, i must be hot after all.’
7. ‘My thought process went a little something like ‘OMG I’m at least somewhat sexually arousing. I like this penis. Wait… he shaved. He was expecting this. I wanna touch it. Yup, this thing is great. And so soft. I have no idea what to do. Why do I wanna put it in my mouth? I’m gonna put it in my mouth. Yup, this is fun.’ D*cks are awesome.’
9. ‘It looks like an alien worm protruding from his crotch.’
10. ‘Is that supposed to be hot? If so, I think I might be broken.’
11. ‘I thought it would be way further down, like where a vagina is.’
12. ‘It really does look like a lollipop.’
13. ‘Wait, is that what a boner is?’
14. ‘Huh. So that’s why I like girls more.’

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This British woman believes size matters — and she’s got a new tattoo to prove it.
Tracy Kiss, 34, stunned family and friends after having a ruler tattoo inked down her forearm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners’ penises.
The sex-minded mom — who has a 14-year-old daughter — told Jam Press that she’s looking for a well-endowed boyfriend, and her new body art is “a practical design and tool to enhance my life.”
The tattoo does not include any numbers, instead featuring “pretty dots” that are spaced an inch apart up Kiss’ arm.
“As it doesn’t have numbers, it’s actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a man’s stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches,” the creative blonde exclaimed.
“It’s something people may not think about when shaking my hand and won’t look out of place in a nursing home when I’m 90 but will always put a smile on my face and twinkle in my eye,” she further enthused.
Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.
“I’m a woman who enjoys pleasure, body confidence and intimacy and feel that women have just as much right as men to speak honestly about sexual encounters,” she declared.
“It’s not all about size, it’s what you do with it and how your partner makes you feel when building an intimate connection, but for those who enjoy finer details, it really is the cherry on the cake for me!”
Kiss’ teenage daughter initially believed the tattoo was designed to measure bananas and cucumbers before she finally clocked what the erotic inking was actually for.
“My daughter is at an age now where she realizes my cheeky sense of humor and picks up on adult jokes which she’d missed before,” Kiss stated.
And while her child may not mind the raunchy inking, Kiss’ friends are less enamored.
“My friends think my new tattoo is a little outrageous … I doubt they’ll be lining up to get their own rulers inked anytime soon, but each to their own, whatever floats your boat!”
Kiss says the tattoo has other practical uses and recently came in handy while helping her mom pick out a new garden pot.
“My mom remarked at how handy it was to have a tattoo that could be used as a ruler. I smiled at her and said, ‘What a coincidence!’ Her new pots look lovely,” she chuckled.
Kiss has more than 70 other tattoos, and may soon add an extra inking so that she can measure a man’s girth.
“I am rather tempted to add some dots from my thumb to my index finger to measure girth at the same time but I’m not sure if it would be too obvious what I’m doing,” she stated. “I guess it all depends on where somebody is looking when I whip it out to count!”

Best drinks for sexual stamina: These 5 drinks will boost your sexual stamina
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With age, our body undergoes several changes and along with your body, your sexual stamina also undergoes many changes. You may experience low libido or erectile dysfunction. In women, one of the main changes observed is the vaginal dryness. This doesn’t mean that your sexual power has reached the end. You can have an active sex life through out your life by following healthy lifestyle. Exercise and right type of food will help you keep going. You will be able to last longer by including some drinks in your daily diet plan. These additions will make your love sessions last longer. So, here is a list of drinks that will boost your sexual stamina. Also Read - Raspberry Health Benefits: Top 5 Reasons Why You Must Include This Nutritious Fruit In Your Diet - Watch Video
As per some studies, aloe vera juice has the potential to increase the production of testosterone, which is the primary male sex hormone. Drinking aloe vera juice can result in increased sexual energy and high libido. Aloe vera juice is also good for your health in general. Also Read - Lemongrass: Amazing Health Benefits Of Lemongrass Detoxification| Watch Video
According to a study, pomegranate juice has the potential to improve erectile dysfunction as it contains high concentration of antioxidants, which improves blood circulation. Pomegranate juice can also lower the risk of heart diseases.
Have you ever though about why a glass of milk is given to the newly weds on their wedding night? Its because milk helps you to have a healthy sexual drive. It is packed with nutrients and offers instant energy. Make sure you are not lactose intolerant before gulping down a glass of milk before your love session.
Rich in enzyme known as Bromelain, banana can imporve your sexual energy and libido. It is advisable to drink banana shake every day as it contains vitamins and nutrients, which provide energy and stamina. You can also drink banana milkshake.
Rich in an amino acid called L-citrulline, watermelons have the potential to strengthen your erection. The L-citrulline present in the watermelon is converted to L-arginine in your body and this compound stimulates nitric oxide production, which improves the flow of blood to the penis. This will help you to have a better erection.
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