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Home : Humor : 24 Of The Funniest Movie Quotes From Team America
Team America is an international police force of marionette puppets dedicated to fighting terrorism. These are the best Team America quotes.
What if the organization dedicated to stopping terrorism… caused more damage than the terrorists? Mix in some original songs, clichés, stereotypes and an X-rated puppet sex scene and you have the 2004 film Team America . Written and directed by the creators of South Park , Trey Parker , and Matt Stone , Team America depicts a paramilitary police known as “Team America: World Police”, who attempt to save the world from a terrorist plot led by North Korea’s Kim Jong-il . The film is a satire of both big-budget action films and the impact of United States politics around the world. Instead of actors or computer-generated characters, the film features supermarionettes similar to the popular 1960s British television show Thunderbirds . We’ve compiled a compilation of what we think are the best Team America quotes.
WARNING: Team America is rated R for a graphic sex scene, violent images, and strong language — all involving puppets. The dialogue is crude. These Team America quotes are crude. Do not proceed if you are easily offended. Go look at these X-rated vegetables instead .
Spottswoode : Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
NERD NOTE: Team America had extreme difficulty in securing an acceptable rating for widespread theatrical release. Despite being resubmitted over 9 times with edits, the Motion Picture Association of America repeatedly gave the film an NC-17 rating. It finally received an R rating for violence, strong language and “graphic crude and sexual humor… all involving puppets”.
Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! Everyone has AIDS! And so this is the end of our story And everyone is dead from AIDS It took from me my best friend My only true pal My only bright star (he died of AIDS) Well I’m gonna march on Washington Lead the fight and charge the brigades There’s a hero inside of all of us I’ll make them see everyone has AIDS My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!) The gays and the straights And the white and the spades Everyone has AIDS! My grandma and my dog ‘ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS) The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) C’mon everybody we’ve got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS) We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has AIDS! x 20
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor I miss you more than that movie missed the point And that’s an awful lot And now, now you’ve gone away And all I’m trying to say Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part He’s way better than Ben Affleck And now all I can think about is your smile
And that movie too Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked Just a little bit more than I miss you
Team America , an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power-hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realizes that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause.
With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer’s hideout where he discovers that the terrorists’ plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il , Team America crisscrosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilization.
NERD NOTE : Will there be a Team America 2? Fans of Team America: World Police want a sequel. But both Trey Parker and Matt Stone have both repeatedly said no to a Team America 2 . Working with puppets was so difficult that Parker and Stone have both vowed to never work with puppets again. They also promised to never make a film with each other again. They already see each other enough each day from making South Park. Adding a film to their schedule is too much.
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
In order to infiltrate the terrorists, Gary (Trey Parker) dresses like a terrorist and speaks their "language."
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Directed by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Team America: World Police is a tongue-in-cheek but nonetheless politically biting send-up of the CGI-laden, big-budget action movies that have taken an almost exclusive hold over mainstream box offices, particularly during the summer months. Inspired by the Thunderbirds, a popular 1960s children's series, Team America: World Police uses similarly styled, but significantly more crass, marionette puppets in lieu of computer-generated images to breath life into an elite group of adventurers known as Team America. Their mission: to travel the world, root out its terrorists, and keep evil at bay. Aside from intentionally employing all of the hallmarks of standard action-adventure blockbuster formulas, from a prototypical hero to his communist arch-rival, the film also boasts the occasional musical number. The puppets were created by Norman Tempia along with Charles and Stephen Chiodo, the brothers behind the cult classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Team America: World Police is not based on Team America, a 1980s series from Marvel Comics, which followed a patriotic team of racecar drivers.
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TM & © Paramount (2004)
Cast: Daran Norris, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller, Masasa Moyo
Director: Trey Parker
Producers: Frank C. Agnone II, Scott Aversano, Anne Garefino, Trey Parker, Michael Polaire, Scott Rudin, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Screenwriters: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
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