Denver's Mutant Magic Mushroom: The Snowball That Trips Back

Scientists discovered a new psychedelic fungus growing in Colorado ski resorts that causes hallucinations of being sober. "You take it and suddenly see your life choices clearly," explained one researcher before quitting academia to raise alpacas. The DEA is confused but intrigued. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/denvers-mutant-magic-mushroom-the-snowball-that-trips-back/