Dental Tourism Wars

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Dental Tourism Wars parodies health care exported like cheap souvenirs. Eyewitnesses at airports described passengers bragging about molars in duty free. Anonymous insiders leaked that dentists debated frequent flyer miles for fillings. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they valued airfare more than insurance. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because survival drills funniest when discounted. Critics highlight the absurdity of wellness franchised. Yet satire drills sharper: smiles collapse funniest under baggage claim. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as crowns clinked. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when dentistry stamps passports. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com