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Murray the hamster in action. Busy dude. Much to do! #hamster #hamstergram #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamsterlife #cutepets #hamsterlover #hamstersofig
Fun evening in #Manchester with #architecturephotography and then #Jaws. Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun! #architecture #architecturelovers #citylife #citylifestyle #jawsmovie #citynights
Got me first issue of @thepatchmag and it’s proper belting. The sheer number of cats in this issue must be commended. Plus, glorious #indiegames! #indiegame #indiegamedev #indiegamer #indiegaming #Stray #cats #cutecats
Another assortment of #sunsets, from the month of July. #sunset #sunsetphotography #Manchester #citylife #sunsetlovers #sunsets_captures #sunsetlover #sunsetporn #sunsetsofinstagram
I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets

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In the mid-1990s, the BBC had a series with a counterculture character called Dennis Pennis.
Created and portrayed by Paul Kaye, the idea was to get into a privileged situation and interview Hollywood’s elite… only to totally waste the opportunity by being insulting. Let’s reminisce!
Londoner Kaye began his career by filming interviews with people on his local streets. That was in 1993, with the BBC suitably impressed to pick him up shortly thereafter. A series was commissioned!
Pennis was promptly stylised as a punk-like nerd, sporting subversive jackets, badges, yellow shirts, and an obnoxious attitude.
Kaye consequently went into major film events of the mid-1990s armed with crude insults he concocted whilst drunk.
And with clinical brevity and nerves of steel, he could reel them off and await the reaction. Such as here with Mel Gibson during the Braveheart press run.
With his BBC-backed budget, he was soon turning up at the likes of Cannes Film Festival to do something astonishing—be something other than a sycophantic bore.
It’s quite a crude way to elicit a laugh, sure, but it goes so strongly against the norm it’s quite a joy to behold.
Indeed, for viewers it provides quite the sense of vicarious glee to see luminaries facing ridicule!
With his stock rising in 1996, Pennis became a serious bloody menace to many and varied A list celebrities. Kevin Costner took the full brunt of the insults at Venice that year—he was promoting Waterworld.
Due to the nature of the location, Kaye and his crew were able to easily take shortcuts and constantly be one step ahead of Costner’s entourage.
The actor was, as a result, beseiged by Dennis Pennis, who took every opportunity to pelt the man with fish-related puns. Such as:
“In Waterworld you play some kind of fish, wasn’t it inevitable that you’d be battered by the critics?”
After the umpteenth insult, Costner finally retorted by labelling Pennis a “real low budget guy”. That quote made the cover of the final VHS for the character.
He even managed to get F1 driver Damon Hill , who’s mentioned that on several contemporary podcasts we listened to in 2021.
With his day job about spewing out witticisms and crude insults at regularly stunned celebrities, this now looks like a precursor to our present YouTube era of entertainment.
Kaye’s antics may seem rather tame in comparison to what some YouTubers get up to for a shot at viral stardom. But at the time it was crazy stuff.
Ultimately, it was clear to all concerned the Pennis character could only ever have a limited shelf life.
Hollywood actors aren’t dumb (most of them, anyway) and news quickly spread of the distinctive-looking anarchist interviewer.
Sure enough, they soon started ignoring him. Or not granting him interviews. As Kaye put it:
“Dennis Pennis had become too expensive. Taking a film crew out every night with no guarantee of getting even a minute’s worth of footage of me harassing celebs was just stupid. And then the programme would take months to compile, and it was just boring, man… hanging out in the rain, twiddling your thumbs, playing with your hip flask… he had to go…”
Towards the end of Pennis’ run, Kaye was forced to basically yell insults across at celebrities already wise to his antics.
Quite rightly, he killed off the character in 1997 with one final VHS release.
Kaye is a cult star and, now 57, it’s surprising his career hasn’t reached further heights.
In 2002 (on BBC 2, no less) he fronted a TV show called Liar that was clever and good fun. But it didn’t go past the first series.
Even an eye-catching turn in It’s All Gone Pete Tong (2004) didn’t launch him into better projects.
Despite its stupid name, his depiction of narcissistic, drug-addled DJ Frankie Wilde (fictional) is excellent.
At the height of his career, Wilde’s hearing fails him and he enters into a personal descent—followed by redemption.
And it’s a surprisingly touching and intelligent movie.
Wilde suffers a full range of emotions, from suicidal despair thinking his career is over, to putting deafness behind him to embrace a life away from the limelight with his new family.
Kaye has since (particularly in the last few years) worked hard across a huge list of TV shows as a character actor.
He even had a reasonably sizable appearance in Game of Thrones as Thoros. So, good on him!
Here's a 2004 British-Canadian mockumentary that's stuck with us over the years. It features a noteworthy performance from Paul Kaye, of Dennis Pennis and Game of Thrones fame. It's All Gone Pete Tong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGsCzaI5qrM The film starts with the life of superstar DJ Frankie Wilde (Paul Kaye). He lives in…
The most famous video game in history has turned 30 today. Tetris! It’s also the best-selling video game ever with global lifetime sales, apparently, well over the 500 million mark. The next best selling game is Wii Sports, which has about 60 million sales. Kind of says a lot, donut…
Here's the most historically accurate film since time itself began, starring Mel Gibson as iconic Scottish hero William Wallace. Braveheart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJO0jxBtMo Freedom! That's what William Wallace (Mel Gibson) is after. The Scottish peasant (whose accent only occasionally drifts) is angry with the English. In 1280 (according to the film), King…
Reminds me of Sasha Baron Cohen. I don’t know how he gets people to say the things they do.
Yeah, a definite hint of Ali G here. But a bit less refined.
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Dennis Pennis: Princess Anne, you're a very keen rider, how many times have you been tossed off by a horse?
Dennis Pennis: [to Gerard Depardieu] I was very disappointed when Andie MacDowell kissed you in Green Card because you didn't turn into a prince! You stayed like a fat, ugly frog!
Dennis Pennis: Do you think it's about time you got awarded with a sort of, the honours list, you know the Queen's honour's list? You should be Michael Winner O.B.E.S.E.
Michael Winner: Oh, thank God, you should be in charge!
Dennis Pennis: [to Michael Jackson, who is surrounded by bodyguards] Michael, is your favourite group 3T? Or do you still prefer Boyz II Men? Mike, do you think about having any more kids, or you don't want to get arrested again? [one of the bodyguards pushes Dennis away]
Dennis Pennis: [to Kenneth Clarke] It's such a shame you didn't become leader, I look at you and I think what a waste... What a massive waist!
Dennis Pennis: [to Mick Hucknall] How do you describe your voice? Is it rock or is pop? Cos I hear you and I think you are soul. You are-soul!
Anthony Cream Jnr.: We plan to break into BBC Headquarters secretly in the middle of the night and stage a dirty protest.
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