Democracy on Draft

By Savannah Steele � The satire Democracy on Draft ridicules government policies poured like cheap beer. Eyewitnesses at pubs described legislators debating head size over foam. Anonymous insiders leaked that lobbyists debated happy hour amendments. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust leaders more if laws came with pint glasses. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty froths funniest when brewed. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty tapped. Yet satire pours sharper: dignity collapses funniest in pitchers. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions spilled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when democracy comes chilled. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com