Delicious Semen

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In today’s edition of “Huh. So This Is A Thing”: Cooking...with semen. Yes, you read that right. Semen, as in sperm-carrying human ejaculate, is, apparently, the next great ingredient for the adventurous chef. I’ll give you a moment to process this...OK. Bay-area cookbook author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer has published two books about recipes that use semen . The first, Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes was released in 2008. (I almost wrote “came out in 2008,” but then that seemed too on-the-nose. Evidently, once you start writing about semen-cooking, everything starts sounding dirty.) The description on the back of the book explains,
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients -- you will love this cook book!
Photenhauer followed up Natural Harvest with Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook in 2013, because what semen-laced meal would be complete without a semen-y cocktail, right?
In an interview with SF Weekly , Photenhauer explains that he doesn’t put semen in all his food, saying, "For me, it's more of a fun twist to add to food … It adds a definite personal twist to it.” Anna Roth at SF Weekly spoke to an infectious disease specialist about the health implications of cooking with semen ; he explained that certain STIs, including HIV and CMV (a form of herpes), could be transmitted through raw semen, and added, “If the food is thoroughly cooked, well-cooked , to destroy any life forms in the semen, like any viruses... that would be my first concern.” Photenhauer suggests that people shouldn’t cook with the ejaculate of just anyone , remarking, "I would never eat or drink semen, cooked or otherwise, from someone I wouldn't be willing to have sex with." So, the more you know, right?
And on that note, here are some of Photenhauer’s recipes, for those of you who are...er, interested:
I’ll admit that these recipes make me shudder instinctively, but my general feeling on this is the same as with most sex stuff: If it’s happening between two consenting adults, then who am I to judge? But—again, as with other sexual situations—consent and knowledge are everything. Photenhauer insists to SF Weekly people should not serve these semen recipes to others without their knowledge, saying, "I'm against [people saying], 'Oh, I put semen in their margarita and they didn't know about it.' That's wrong. That's gross and that's wrong." AGREED.

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And what's the deal with that pineapple rumor, anyway?
If you're reading this, it's because you're at least a little curious about what semen tastes like. And that's normal! In the course of a sex session that involves a penis, there are various ways for cum to enter mouth territory, whether it's spitting or swallowing after a blowjob or playing with bodily fluids, one of the most common sexual kinks among American adults. Whether you're wondering how your partner likes your own semen, or you're planning to get up close and personal with someone else's junk, we're here to help you learn more about the taste of semen.
It's not all sperm. In fact, sperm is a very small part of the milky fluid that comes out of your penis when you ejaculate.
"Semen is a combination of water, plasma, and mucus," says Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, a urologist at Orlando Health and assistant professor at the University of Central Florida College of Medicine. The fluids in semen come from the testicles, seminal vesicles, prostate, and urethral glands.
Semen contains very small amounts of nutrients, including fructose, glucose, calcium, protein, Vitamin, C, and zinc, Brahmbhatt says. But don't believe the myth about semen being a good source of nutrition.
"The nutrients within semen are not sufficient for a daily diet," he warns. "There are a lot of online articles promoting semen as a source of protein. Stick to protein shakes, or other sources; the amount of protein in semen is negligible."
Scientists apparently have more pressing matters to study than the taste of semen. "There is no structured research looking at what semen should or does taste like," Brahmbhatt says. "Most of the information out there is based on shared personal experiences."
We searched "what does semen taste like?" on Reddit, and—not shockingly at all—found a bounty of answers from random internet users.
Some people have highlighted certain savory flavor notes. "A little salty, but also it's got this kind of umami to it?" one person wrote . "The fluid itself is very viscous and it'll kind of take over your whole palette once you've tasted it." Another Redditor described it as tasting "like a salty gun that just went off in your mouth," which inspired this response from someone else: "It's like a warm loogie."
But other people have said it doesn't have much of a taste at all. "I tried my own," one person volunteered . "It didn't really have a taste—a little bitter, but thats it." Another user said , "Kinda depends on the guy. I've had some that didn't taste like anything at all, besides a bit salty."
Normal semen is slightly alkaline, with a pH in the 7.2-8 range, according to Brahmbhatt. "Water, which is neither acidic nor alkaline, has a pH of 7," he explains. "So just by thinking of it this way, semen may taste just like water, which for the average person takes like nothing."
Remember, taste varies from person to person. "Some say semen tastes sweet, which could be due to the sugar content of semen," Brahmbhatt says. "Others have said semen tastes bitter, metallic, or sour, which could be based on individual taste buds or the alkaline nature of semen."
A person's perception of taste also depends on what they've recently eaten and how hydrated they are. "If you are dehydrated and just had onion rings then semen is likely going to taste different than when you are hydrated and just had a salad," Brahmbhatt says.
You might have heard the rumor that eating loads of pineapple can improve the taste of your cum . While there isn't any science to support the specific link between pineapple and sweeter semen, "we do know that diet can affect the taste and smell of your body fluids," Brahmbhatt says. "Extrapolating from this, you can hypothesize that the flavor of semen can be altered by diet."
Onion, garlic, asparagus, dairy products, certain meats, and certain fruits (including orange, papaya, and—yes—pineapple) are all known to change the taste and smell of your body fluids. "Depending on what you have eaten, the taste could theoretically be bitter or sweet," Brahmbhatt says. "It all depends on how your body metabolizes what you are eating. I tell my patients if something you eat gives you bad breath or gas, it's probably going to alter the tastes of your body fluids as well."
Your hydration level may also play a role in the taste of your semen. The more dehydrated you are, the thicker your cum is. "When the semen is concentrated, some of the taste may be more noticeable," Brahmbhatt explains.
The takeaway? Drinking lots of water and eating fruit won't suddenly make your semen taste like the most delicious thing on earth, but it might make a slight difference. And hey, putting healthy things into your body is never a bad thing.

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