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“Wrap a banana in a slice of ham and check it out.”
“White pepper-seasoned seared ahi tuna with a spring salad and a honey mustard drizzle…and to top it all off, a rum-infused, all-organic take on tropical punch over ice.”
“It tastes like regret, sorrow, and salt.”
“It tastes like death, and a bit like strawberry.”
“It tastes like a really old and horrible cottage cheese.”
“It tastes like dirty clothes with a hint of when you stick someone else’s finger in your mouth. You also have to take into consideration if the penis is ‘cut’ or not. Cut and uncut can taste different.”
“Horrible. At least the guy I was with smelled like rotten fish combined with cat poop! Ugh! It was torturous to have his penis anywhere near my face let alone do anything to it! Jesus! At first I thought it’ll go if I give it a wash. So we washed it with soap but in vain. The opening at the tip still smelled disgusting. I wanted to throw up. I think it’s subjective and depends on what a person eats, drinks, how much they exercise etc. Guys, please don’t make your girl go through this torture. Please eat well and stay clean down there.”
“Honestly? Sometimes it smells like old cheese…and not in a good way.”
“Heaven. It’s the perfect balance of salty and sweet, like the taste of trail mix. His scent reminds me a long day after camping, the inviting scents of sweat and men’s cologne. Simply divine.”
“It’s like sucking on those Mexican lollipops with the chili. Spicy that leaves your bottom lip on fire and wanting more… Then comes the sweet where you just can’t get enough. It’s the best taste to me, nothing compares.”
“I think it’s kind of like nothing, except if the guy is a little sweaty then it’s sort of like cheese and mushrooms…although it’s really not that gross, it’s just a slight taste, not really anything strong.”
“Um….the penises (penii??) that I have tasted are like any other dark ‘ripe’ area of the human body…if recently washed, it tastes like skin and soap. If not recently washed, it tastes like (in the case of my current SO) baby powder and man-odor. He likes to dust his business in baby powder to keep it dry and fresh; ergo, his penis tastes like baby powder and skin. Man Skin. Not a bad combination. He showers at least once a day, so his Private Biz (copyright) is never unpleasant. It’s sometimes more “manly” than other times, but it’s never icky.”
“It tastes like skin, so guess I’d describe it as…salty?”
“The natural smell of a cock is beyond words, but to go further during the summer when he is out doing chores and is all sweaty and dirty I love sucking his sweaty cock and balls. That sweaty musty smell really turns me on and I lick every inch of his cock and balls.”
“It tastes kind of like a finger but more moist.”
“It’s like the most perfect McDouble you can imagine, but even better.”
“If your hand is clean….lick your hand. You now know what a dick tastes like.”
“It’s horrible! Clammy and musty and just bleugh! I prefer the taste of spunk to the taste of a dick, and that’s saying something!!”
“When I give him head, his penis tastes like milk & cereal. And I don’t mean that his precum or cum (I don’t let him cum in my mouth) tastes like it, just his penis tastes like milk & cereal…or is it me? :S I don’t really eat cereal that often though, and I certainly haven’t eaten it today. It makes me giggle thinking about it, but seriously, milk & cereal?! It kinda puts me off a bit, haha.”
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Bent, curved, thick, slim, big head, small head, circumcised or not circumcised — when it comes to penises, there’s plenty of variety to be enjoyed.
And that’s without even touching on balls, shades and veins.
The saying goes, it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it.
Now, while I appreciate phalluses of all kinds, let’s be honest, some are more favourable than others.
You’ll struggle to find a woman declaring her love for the micro-penis .
In a recent study by Body Logic MD , it was revealed that 40% of the women surveyed preferred the ‘bender’, which tilts upwards and hits the sweet spot.
Runner-up was the ‘curve’, which is similar but with a less dramatic curvature, and it can go right, left, up or down.
The ‘chode’ — an overtly plump but short cock — wasn’t mentioned, but deserves a shout-out, too. It might not always reach the deep dark depths, but it’s a filler.
What makes an exceptionally good dick? To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis.
It seems one size does not fit all.
Nothing too veiny or threatening. Some penises just sort of angrily stare at you.
A medium size is always good, pink and plush.
Dicks without a foreskin are nice, because they look much neater.
Some foreskin appears a bit saggy and sad. Girth is more important than length — about the thickness of a deodorant can.
And yes, I was in Boots checking out sizes as I thought about this.
I love an angry cock too, you know, all twitchy and veiny.
I had a bender once and it could touch corners that no-one had reached before.
It also went down my throat at the perfect angle.
I really dislike circumcised men, because I can’t cope with the actual penis.
With a foreskin, I know what I’m doing.
Otherwise, I’m not too picky, but no-one likes a really bendy one, do they?
Recently, I experienced a very girthy straight cock.
When I say girthy, I mean girthy; the same sort of circumference as a standard-sized coke can.
It was most delicious. Girth is where it’s at.
Doesn’t matter what it’s like, as long as it does the job right.
Although, I’m personally not into the chode and a bender can help hit the right spot.
I don’t really have a type, but I like ones that get really big and hard, although aren’t necessarily big when not erect.
Not a fan of circumcised penises though.
I feel like I’ve been able to work around all the dicks I’ve had.
Taking a really big cock can make things a little slower, so I tend to prefer ones that are slightly shorter and more versatile.
If I had to pick between girth and length, it’d be girth.
Although, my ex had a thick cock and it meant we weren’t able to have spontaneous sex, unless there was lube about.
I prefer a penis that still has its foreskin, but for functional reasons, rather than aesthetic.
And I love a thick vein down the shaft, so you can see it’s really hard. Not sure why else I’d enjoy a veiny presence.
Hair is OK on the balls and pubic area, but never on the actual cock.
The style of penis I prefer is any size or shape, wielded by a confident, enthusiastic partner who is interested in my pleasure, as well as their own.
I like a thick cock, veiny and firm.
And, I hate baggy foreskins, they make cocks look smaller. I don’t mind a curve and it doesn’t have to be long, but thick and proud is perfect.
A smooth solid penis is preferable, especially as I enjoy giving head and it’s nicer to do with a pretty penis.
As for intercourse, a slight bend is good but large isn’t necessarily better.
Too much length or girth is more hassle than it’s worth.
If my fingers touch when wrapped around his member, he’d better have a few tricks up his sleeve.
I like below-average in length and don’t care about the rest at all.
In my opinion, it’s more about technique than size and shape, but long ones are incredibly painful and not pleasurable in the slightest.
I’ve dumped guys for big penises, I’m not about that life.
Non-circumcised with a slight bend and proportionate length.
Think of my penis choice as the Beast from the East: a bit rough around the edges.
I never thought that I would have a preference, but recently I hooked up with someone who still had his skin and it was just odd.
Everything from how it looked when semi-hard to ‘oh my, what am I meant to be doing with this’ during the blowjob.
Generally though, you just work with what’s in front of you, right?
Just because you prefer one thing, it doesn’t mean that another will be bad.
Certain positions become uncomfortable with larger penises and things need to go more gently, which isn’t my preference.
As long as it does the job, I’m happy.
Genitals are pretty ugly anyway, but I’d rather have one that was evenly sized.
Not too aggressive or bright purple.
I prefer average or less, I find longer ones to be painful.
And, I also really like a big head.
However, there are many exceptions. It’s more about the person, their technique and openness to try new things.
Bigger and thicker than average, and not circumcised.
As long as it stays hard and tastes clean.

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