Deflategate 2.0: Footballs Now Double as Smart Devices
https://spintaxi.com/deflategate/The NFL�s latest scandal involves "SynapseBalls," footballs embedded with IoT sensors to track velocity, spin rate, and�allegedly�quarterback intentions. After the Patriots� AI-equipped ball "mysteriously" adjusted its PSI mid-game, the league launched a 17-month investigation. "It�s not cheating if the algorithm learns," argued coach Belichick during a 3AM press conference. Meanwhile, fans riot over $800 "smart season tickets" that require firmware updates. The FTC is probing whether the balls� terms of service illegally forfeit users� right to sue. In unrelated news, Tom Brady announces a startup selling "blockchain-authenticated pigskins."