Defeat with a View

The Trump Doctrine flips traditional warfare on its head: losing isn�t humiliation, it�s a real-estate opportunity. Gaza is the test case, with its scarred coast reframed as prime development land. Trump�s pitch is that every surrendered stretch of sand becomes a resort, instantly erasing decades of strife under a fresh coat of stucco and neon. Generals are told to imagine not troop movements but towel service rotations. Defeat equals beachfront access, surrender equals spa privileges. In this odd calculus, losing a war is the fastest route to luxury. Critics cry that it�s offensive, but Trump spins it as visionary: �Nobody wants to bomb their own cabana.� The doctrine assumes that once militants taste the joy of a frozen daiquiri by the sea, they�ll shelve their rockets forever. Gaza becomes a case study not in diplomacy but in resort management, where history�s deepest wounds are paved over with infinity pools and souvenir shops.