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CALL ME PUKE Audiobook now available!
AVAILABLE NOW! CLICK ON THE STORE LINK AND GET YOUR SIGNED COPY BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE ON YOUR BLOCK EVEN KNOWS IT EXISTS.
Here it is! Puke’s latest contribution to the overburdened shelves at Barnes and Noble, the sequel-of-sorts to his award-winning memoir Call Me Puke . He was going to call it As I Was Saying, and that’s your first clue to the subject matter.
“Sieve takes readers backstage through a career that has allowed him to stand in the spotlight and accept applause for performances that he maintains were largely attributable to others far more deserving. Though primarily known for his professional comedy teamwork in festivals around the country, Sieve has never been far from a stage in contemporary and historical plays from Mamet to Shakespeare. His newest book provides a glimpse behind the curtain from summer stock to commercials, from the Twin Cities and Minnesota’s finest theaters to Off Broadway. A keen observer, Sieve applies his searing wit and his heart to some serious commentary about the times we’re living in…hence, A Disturbance in the Farce .”
With a Foreword by Jack Reuler, long-time artistic director of Mixed Blood Theatre in Minneapolis, “Disturbance” details the unlikely progress of a small town Minnesota farm kid from the bucolic 50s through the political and cultural awakenings of the tumultuous 60s and 70s, up to the Dark Times of the Current Occupant, including encounters with some fascinating characters along the way.
Available at the Puke & Snot Booty Shop near their stage at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival and at their merchandise cart at the Maryland Festival in Crownsville, you can get your signed copy right here in the store .
Put down that phone and read a book for God’s sake.
Order any of this merch and we’ll get it in the mail within three days, if it gets too close to Christmas we’ll Priority Mail it. “He who delays sleeps in his old tee shirt.” — Willie Shakespeare
LET’S NOT COMPLICATE THINGS WITH WORDS OR FEELINGS. Our most direct and heartfelt women’s tee, only for connoisseurs. As with our other women’s selections, all sizes available in this soft, V-neck design. For mature women only. This relationship stuff is NOT funny. SIZES: 3X, 2X, XL, LG, M, SM
Uncle Puke’s favorite women’s tee, a purple soft V-neck with a rose front logo and a belly laugh on the back. A lovely gift for the women in your life who are surrounded by men—some they love, some they pity. All sizes available, 3X, 2X, XK, LG, M, SM
Our most popular women’s tee, and yes we have your size—-these are women’s sizes, when in doubt go one more size larger. Then wear it to a wedding. 3X, 2X, XL ,LG, M
Winter is upon us, a great time to grab the best sweatshirt we’ve ever offered—a Comfort Colors ring-spun hoodie, heavyweight 9.5 oz 80/20 cotton poly, garment-dyed (won’t shrink in your dryer), jersey-lined hood with drawcord and a pouch pocket. Yes, it looks like “teal,” but it’s actually “seafoam.” Isn’t that better? All sizes available, make sure you tell us what size you need in the text box provided when you put one in your shopping cart: 2X, XL, LG, M, and SM
Our most popular 2021 tee, a combination of our usual P & S cynicism and our willingness to help. Up to a point. 100% Gildan Ultra Cotton, our softest and most wearable tee. In a lovely Indigo Blue. These sizes available: 4X, 2X, XL, LG, and M
The author of CALL ME PUKE: A LIFE ON THE DIRT CIRCUIT is back with another one! Sieve takes readers backstage through a career that has allowed him to stand in the spotlight and accept applause for performances that he maintains were largely attributable to others far more deserving. Though primarily known for his professional comedy teamwork, Sieve has never been far from a stage in contemporary and historical plays from Mamet to Shakespeare. This newest book provides a glimpse behind the curtain from summer stock to commercials, from the Twin Cities and Minnesota’s finest theaters to Off Broadway. A keen observer, Sieve applies his searing wit and his heart to some serious commentary about the times we’re living in…hence, A Disturbance in the Farce.
Free DVDs with Both Books! Order both of Puke’s literary masterpieces and get two complimentary DVDs, DANCING FOR HAM with the Original Snot, Joe Kudla, and 40 YEARS IN TIGHTS with Thomas Snot Jr, John Gamoke. Great idea for Christmas.
Call Me Puke A Life on the Dirt Circuit by Mark Sieve
With wit and energy, Sieve weaves choice tidbits about his remarkable partnership with Joe Kudla against the backdrop of his early life in a small Minnesota town and his emerging career as an actor. A supremely affectionate book, Call Me Puke finally puts to rest his mother's oft-stated and greatest fear: "I hope I die before I find out all my kids are stupid". Narrated by the author with an assist from Scott Snot Version 3.0, this audio book will be a comfortable and entertaining companion to your next road trip.
Here it is, the winner of the Best Book in the Humor Category at the Midwest Independent Publisher’s Book Award Show in 2009.
Mark is the co-creator of the Renaissance Vaudeville team Puke & Snot, the longest-running two-man comedy duo in the country and a headline show at festivals and comedy clubs throughout North America since 1974.
Buy a copy here, and it will arrive autographed by the author. Oh yeah, with a Foreword by Teller.
The 5th in a series of Puke & Snot albums!
Get both books and we’ll send you 2 free DVDs!

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Clear phlegm or mucus from your throat by coughing. If an excess of mucus has made its home in your throat, it's okay to evict it by coughing it up. Find a remote place, such as a bathroom, and try to loosen the mucus from your throat by coughing or hacking. Make sure not to cough too hard or too much, as it can do some damage.

Gargle with warm water and salt. Dissolve a teaspoon of salt into 8 ounces of lukewarm or warm water. Take the water into your mouth, tilt your head back, and without swallowing, gargle the salt water in the back of your throat.

Drink plenty of liquids during the day. The right liquids can help loosen the mucus from the lining of the throat as the liquids pass down the esophagus. Try the following for time-tested mucus relief:

Warm tea with lemon and honey. [1]
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This should be one of your mainstays. The acidity of the lemon is good at breaking up the mucus while the honey coats the throat with a pleasant protective layer afterward.
Tea with a sprig of fresh thyme in it. [2]
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Warm soup. Chicken soup is a favorite because the broth is light and cuts the mucus. Stick with lighter broths instead of thicker, creamier soups.
Cool water. Listen to your thirst and drink as much water as you need to stay satiated.

Try steam treatment. Give yourself a steam treatment and let warm steam travel down your sinus and throat, loosening up some of the mucus that's lodged there. Try the following for relief:

Wrap a towel around your head and breathe in the steam issuing from warm water. Even better, steep some tea (chamomile works great) in a large pot, carefully lower your head over being and breathe in the steam.
Take warm showers. If you take a long shower, be sure to moisturize afterward as warm water robs your skin of essential oils and moisture.
Use a humidifier/vaporizer. Allow your humidifier to pump moist air into your room. Take care not to pump too much moisture into the air; a little bit goes a long way.

Use medicine that curbs mucus. Generic medicine, like guaifenesin (Mucinex), is available to thin out and loosen mucus. Look for medicines that are labeled "expectorants," which means to clear out phlegm or mucus. [3]
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Remove mucus on your tongue with a tongue scraper. Place the tongue scraper on the back of your tongue, then slowly bring it forward. Wipe off the tongue scraper, then repeat as many times as needed. This can remove mucus from the back of your mouth. [4]
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You can find a tongue scraper at your local drugstore or online.

Use eucalyptus oil. Eucalyptus oil has long been used as an herbal mucus relief product. The most effective way to use eucalyptus oil is to line the upper chest area with a carrier oil such as coconut oil and then rub in a few drops of the eucalyptus oil. This might make you cough a little more than expected, at first, but after a while it should help loosen mucus from your throat.
Add a few drops of eucalyptus oil to your vaporizer for another effective treatment option. Do not take eucalyptus oil orally .

Add turmeric powder to liquids to keep the digestive tract working. Turmeric also works as an antiseptic. Add a one tablespoon of turmeric and one tablespoon honey to 8 ounces of hot water, dissolving. Drink the liquid, and repeat for best results.

Eat spicy foods to get the mucus loose and runny. The list of spicy foods that can aid in mucus relief is long. A few foods you might eat include:

Wasabi or horseradish
Peppers, such as jalapeno or Anaheim
Ginger and even garlic

Stay away from milk and dairy. Although many dispute the evidence that dairy makes mucus worse, it's best to avoid it if you think that mucus may get worse after you reach for the milk. That's because the fat content in milk may be high, making mucus thicker and more irritating. [5]
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Stay away from soy products. Soy products, such as soymilk, tofu, and tempeh, although rich in protein and otherwise healthy for you, may increase the viscosity of mucus and cause buildups of mucus in the chest. If you have a choice, it may be better to stay on the safe side and avoid soy.

Stop smoking. Just another reason — one of many — to quit smoking if you haven't already. Smoking irritates the throat, worsens respiratory function, and causes congestion.

Avoid other irritants such as strong chemicals or paints. Paints and household cleaners such as ammonia may be irritating to the nose and throat, causing further mucus production.

Know if you have a cold. You probably know whether or not you have a cold. But do you know why colds are accompanied by persistent mucus? Mucus performs two functions [6]
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It coats organs, keeping them moisturized and preventing them from drying out.
It acts as a kind of first defense against pollutants and bacteria, which often get caught in the mucus before infiltrating the rest of the body.

Know if you may have post-nasal drip. Post-nasal drip is when your body produces excess mucus, and the mucus runs down your throat instead of out your nose. [7]
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Post-nasal drip can be caused by colds and allergies, certain medications (including medicines for hypertension), deviated septa, and fumes from irritants. Call your doctor if your drainage is foul-smelling or lasts for longer than 10 days.

Know if the mucus is being caused by seasonal allergies or an allergic reaction. Allergies can stimulate the production of mucus. Mucus caused by allergies is usually clear, whereas mucus caused by a cold or flu is usually greenish yellow. [8]
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If you're susceptible to allergies, avoid going outside on days when the pollen count is high, and stay away from:

Mold
Animal dander
Dust mites

Know that being pregnant can exacerbate mucus production. If you recently found out you are pregnant, that could explain your problem with mucus. While there's not anything you can take, aside from decongestants like Claritin, it should be comforting to know that your ramped-up mucus production won't last forever.

Consider if mucus on your tongue could be thrush. If most of the excess mucus seems to be on the back of your tongue, then it could be a sign of oral thrush, which is caused by candida. You might also notice the following symptoms: [9]
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White sores on your tongue, inner cheeks, gums, tonsils, and roof of your mouth
Redness
Burning
Soreness
Loss of taste
Feeling like you have cotton in your mouth

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This article was medically reviewed by Ni-Cheng Liang, MD . Dr. Ni-Cheng Liang is a board certified Pulmonologist and the Director of Pulmonary Integrative Medicine at Coastal Pulmonary Associates affiliated with the Scripps Health Network in San Diego, California. She also serves as a Voluntary Assistant Professor of Medicine at the University of California San Diego School of Medicine while volunteering for the UCSD Medical Student-Run Free Clinic for uninsured patients. With over 15 years of experience, Dr. Liang specializes in pulmonary and respiratory medical concerns, mindfulness teaching, physician wellness, and integrative medicine. Dr. Liang received her Doctor of Medicine (MD) from the University of Maryland School of Medicine. Dr. Liang was voted as a San Diego Top Doctor in 2017 and 2019. She was also awarded the 2019 American Lung Association San Diego Lung Health Provider of the Year. This article has been viewed 4,178,927 times.

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"I couldn't breathe because of this feeling of phlegm stuck in my throat restricting airways. I tried the apple cider first, then lemon/honey/ginger tea. It hasn't totally gone, but it has improved. I think a couple days of the remedies might clear throat, thank you." ..." more

"I'm avoiding milk, cheese, and dairy products. I tried the hot water with honey and lemons and gargling with salt water and they work. These are things you already have in your kitchen. Avoid irritants such as paint, ammonia, and the like. Great article." ..." more

"I learned that fat within milk can contribute to the mucus and that dairy is best to avoid as it doesn't help the process of clearing mucus. I also learned that there is spicy food as an alternative to relieve the thickness by thinning the mucus." ..." more

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This article was medically reviewed by Ni-Cheng Liang, MD . Dr. Ni-Cheng Liang is a board certified Pulmonologist and the Director of Pulmonary Integrative Medicine at Coastal Pulmonary Associates affiliated with the Scripps Health Network in San Diego, California. She also serves as a Voluntary Assistant Professor of Medicine at the University of California San Diego School of Medicine whil
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