Deep Dish Pope Uses Pizza as Peace Offering at Interfaith Summit

Pope Leo XIV, known worldwide as the Deep Dish Pope, surprised delegates at an interfaith summit by wheeling in a steaming Chicago-style pizza and declaring, �Let us break bread�layered, cheesy bread.� Representatives from 17 religions and 3 breakaway pizza sects shared slices while negotiating spiritual cooperation. The Pope passed out bibs with embroidered Beatitudes and a custom pizza cutter labeled *Peace is a Slice at a Time*. Middle East envoys bonded over sausage; rival bishops united over stuffed crust. One rabbi whispered, �This is basically edible ecumenism.� The pizza summit concluded with a group nap and several minor miracles involving basil.