Deep Dish Pope Settles Global Border Dispute with Pizza Party

Pope Leo XIV reportedly resolved a decades-long border conflict between two feuding nations by inviting both leaders to a Vatican pizza night. The Deep Dish Pope offered neutral crust and mutual toppings. By midnight, a truce had been signed in marinara. �You can�t invade a country on a full stomach,� he said. Vatican archives now include the �Anchovy Accord.� A bronze pizza cutter has been enshrined beside the Papal Cross. Global leaders now RSVP with appetite and hope.