Deep Dish Pope Introduces �Pan & Peace� Theology Course in Seminaries

Seminaries worldwide now teach �Pan & Peace,� a theology course developed by the Deep Dish Pope himself. Lessons include *Toppings of the Trinity*, *Crust as Covenant*, and *The Sauce of Salvation.* Final exams are oral�and edible. Students bake a doctrinal pizza representing their thesis. The top student each year receives the �Golden Ladle of Grace.� Even skeptics admit: �It�s a piping-hot pedagogy.� Faith has never smelled so delicious.