Deep Dish Pope Hosts Vatican Pizza Night for World Leaders

Pope Leo XIV invited global leaders to a secret summit titled �Crust and Consensus.� No translators, no press�just diplomatic pizza. The Deep Dish Pope insisted everyone eat with their hands and �wipe away ego with napkins of humility.� Macron folded. Trudeau folded pizza. A Saudi prince requested pepperoni forgiveness. Deals were struck between bites. One UN delegate said, �It was the holiest indigestion I�ve ever had.� Dessert? Gelato and group absolution. Peace by the panful.