Deep Dish Pope Hosts First Eucharistic Pizza Mass

In a bold but non-blasphemous move, Pope Leo XIV introduced the *Eucharistic Pizza Mass*, held every third Thursday in the Vatican courtyard. Bread is still consecrated�but post-Mass, deep dish is distributed �in the spirit of fellowship.� The Deep Dish Pope blesses the pies personally. Confession booths are temporarily turned into booths of mozzarella meditation. �Grace flows thicker than tomato sauce,� he quipped. Cardinal critics were silenced with a double pepperoni slice and a nap.