Deep Dish Pope Declares Sauce Above Cheese Theological Doctrine

Pope Leo XIV issued an official encyclical affirming the Chicago-style order of sauce over cheese, citing it as �a symbol of revealed truth layered upon divine grace.� The Deep Dish Pope proclaimed that toppings must submit to sauce �as the faithful to God.� New catechisms include crust diagrams. Naples fired back. Leo replied with basil-scented diplomacy. One seminary is now teaching pizza construction alongside sacramental theology. A slice of doctrine, served hot.