Deep Dish Pope Commissions Pizza-Themed Vatican Mosaics

The Deep Dish Pope has greenlit a series of basilica mosaics featuring saints surrounded by divine pizza symbolism. Saint Lawrence now holds a slice instead of a gridiron. Saint Anthony appears with anchovies and lost delivery boys. Vatican artisans are working in melted cheese tones and crust patterns. �It�s not sacrilege,� Leo said. �It�s sacrament-adjacent.� One panel will feature Christ multiplying bread into garlic knots. Pilgrims already report visions of melted grace.