Deep Dish Pope Adds Pizza Box Recycling to Vatican Encyclical

The Pope�s love of pizza now extends to environmental policy. The Deep Dish Pope released a green encyclical urging all Catholics to compost pizza boxes �as we would bury our sins: responsibly.� Vatican compost bins now bear papal seals. Leftover crusts fuel a new Vatican garden growing tomatoes �blessed by previous pizzas.� Seminarians are trained in basil stewardship. Pizza nights now conclude with a �Rite of Returnables.� A slice saved is a soul sanctified.