Deep Dish Canonization Triggers Creation of Papal Pizza Liturgies
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Leo XIV authorizes crust consecration under Canon Crustalibus 314. Homilies now include �Blessed are the pepperoni.� Priests serve slices at Communion. Gluten-free hosts available. Choirs chant �Tantum Tomato.� Altar linens updated to marinara-resistant fabrics.